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		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Episodes&amp;diff=1175</id>
		<title>Episodes</title>
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		<updated>2026-06-25T10:11:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Episodes of Dook &amp;amp; Flops can be found here. Note that demo episodes are for internal universe building use.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The series [[Episode Structure]] narrates how the episodes should be laid out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Genesis Set ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Other Demo Episodes ==&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Nosonic Generator]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Shorts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Onion Dare]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Number]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[HTTPE]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Episodes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Mobile Nav</title>
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		<updated>2026-06-25T10:10:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This is the alternative navigation page. It exists because mobile view does not render navigation boxes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Characters]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Main Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook|Dook Ferret]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== B-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie Yotie]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian Wease]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== C-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank Frog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Officer Barky]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aikido Sensei]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Billboard Rep]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Birdie Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Boingo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cultists]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lola Goldenpaw]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shiba Scientist]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Judge Claude]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dr. Molar]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Others ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeasts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Narrative Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Objects]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Fridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nostalgic Matter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Memory Crystallizer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Joos]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Locations]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sala City]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Kiosk]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abandoned Gas Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Radio Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[City Square]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Strip Mall]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Police Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Dojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Data Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sala City Dentistry]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bakery]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[The Dreamlands]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeast Lair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hall of Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Library of Things That Didn’t Happen]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Palace of Ferns]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Episodes]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Genesis Set ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Other Episodes ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Nosonic Generator]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Shorts ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Onion Dare]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Number]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[HTTPE]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
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		<title>Main Page</title>
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		<updated>2026-06-25T10:10:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Welcome to the Dook &amp;amp; Flops Wiki! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This wiki is meant to be the series-bible for everything regarding [[Dook]] &amp;amp; [[Flops]], from [[Characters|character]] information, [[Locations|location]] information, to [[Episodes|episode]] draft and more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A mobile navigation can be found [[Mobile Nav|here]]. Due to a bug, mobile users wishing to use the desktop site, must click on the &#039;&#039;Desktop&#039;&#039; link twice. We hope to fix this issue soon. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We hope you&#039;ll enjoy the Dook &amp;amp; Flops universe!&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=The_Nosonic_Generator&amp;diff=1172</id>
		<title>The Nosonic Generator</title>
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		<updated>2026-06-25T10:09:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Flops Fox moved page Nosonic Generator to The Nosonic Generator without leaving a redirect&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Flops]] builds a quantum radar in the garage while [[Dook]] paints with ferns. When he throws the switch it glows dramatically then cuts out — but it worked: aliens are in the backyard, and [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny|Bunnyrack]] is already welcoming them to [[Sala City]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — KITCHEN — DAY ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The kitchen is bathed in a gentle, slightly chaotic afternoon light. On the table: a mason jar of murky green water, several actual fern fronds splayed out like a botanical fan, and a canvas covered in surprisingly good — if unconventionally textured — fern paintings.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;DOOK sits at the table, tongue ever so slightly out in concentration, applying a fresh fern frond to the canvas with the practiced authority of someone who has decided this is simply how painting works now.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(to himself, satisfied)&#039;&#039; That&#039;s a fern.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He leans back. Admires it. Nods. It is, objectively, a fern.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A beat. Then, from beyond the door to the garage:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(O.S.)&#039;&#039; YES! YEEEEESSS! HA! AH HA HA HA —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sets down his fern-brush with the careful deliberateness of someone who has heard this before and is in no particular rush. He opens the fridge, considers its contents briefly, and retrieves a Joos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He pops it open.&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;He walks toward the garage.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — GARAGE — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The garage. A monument to organised chaos. Shelves of unlabeled components. A whiteboard. Cables. The smell of something that used to be solder.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;In the centre of it all: a large, battered satellite dish, clearly salvaged, now adorned with strips of aluminium tape applied with tremendous confidence and zero clear purpose. Loose wires snake around its rim, taped on at intervals. A small oscilloscope blinks nearby with the air of a device that has been asked to measure things it does not understand.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;And, affixed to the very top of the dish with what appears to be an entire roll of tape:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A pine tree-shaped car air freshener.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;FLOPS — fox, goggles pushed up on his forehead, fur slightly staticky — stands before the whole contraption with his arms spread wide, beaming like a parent at a school play.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Dook. &#039;&#039;Dook.&#039;&#039; I&#039;ve done it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He gestures grandly at the satellite dish arrangement.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; The Quadar is &#039;&#039;complete.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook steps in. He looks at the Quadar. He sips his Joos. He looks at the pine tree air freshener. He looks at Flops.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; What&#039;s the tree for?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops stares at him.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The stare of a man who has just been asked to explain the sky.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; That&#039;s the &#039;&#039;nosonic generator.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; ...The.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Nosonic. Generator. It makes smells, Dook. It&#039;s like phonons, but for your &#039;&#039;nose.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Beat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Phonons are for your ears.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Exactly! Same concept. Different hole.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sips his Joos. This seems like a reasonable response.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; How does the rest of it work?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;s eyes light up. He spins toward the whiteboard and begins gesturing with full-arm enthusiasm. The whiteboard is covered in what, upon closer inspection, appears to be a game of tic-tac-toe. Several of them, in fact. The circles appear to have won most of them. In one game, the circles have won against the circles.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Right, so — you&#039;ve got your quantum entanglement layer here —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He gestures at a horizontal line bisecting a tic-tac-toe grid.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; — and your signal propagation through the — you see the nonlinear variance —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He draws a circle in an already-losing grid, somehow making it worse.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; — and it all feeds back through the nosonic array, which generates the — the &#039;&#039;handshake,&#039;&#039; Dook, the universal handshake —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He spins back around, arms wide.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; There! You see it now?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sips his Joos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He looks at the whiteboard.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He looks at Flops.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Nope. Not at all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops deflates slightly.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; I do think you&#039;ve gotten better at three-in-a-row, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; I haven&#039;t —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; You almost won that one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; I &#039;&#039;did&#039;&#039; win that one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; You were playing by yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops opens his mouth. Closes it. Moves on.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; Anyway. Quadar. What&#039;s it mean?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Quantum&#039;&#039; radar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He lets that land.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; It is, Dook — and I want you to really hear this — &#039;&#039;the&#039;&#039; reason aliens haven&#039;t contacted us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook looks at him.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;It is a very specific look. The look of someone calculating, quietly, how to have this conversation without being here for it.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Don&#039;t give me that look, Dook —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m not giving you —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; You&#039;re giving me the &#039;&#039;look&#039;&#039; —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m just sipping my Joos —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; With &#039;&#039;that face!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sips his Joos. His face is, if anything, completely neutral. This is somehow worse.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; Right. Fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He grabs a massive lever mounted to the side of the dish. It is labeled, in large hand-drawn letters:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;GO&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops grips it. He looks over his shoulder at Dook with the gravity of a man making history.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook raises his Joos in a small, encouraging toast.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops throws the switch.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;For a moment: nothing.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Then —&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A deep, resonant HUM fills the garage. The air shimmers slightly. A single leaf, blown in from the garden, suddenly reverses direction and frantically tries to exit the way it came in.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Outside, a bird mid-perch abruptly lies flat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A dog three houses down sits down and stares at nothing.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A cat in the next street over has already moved under the bed.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== EXT. SALA CITY — THE STOAT&#039;S KIOSK — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;THE STOAT sits behind the counter of the kiosk, deeply absorbed in a copy of&#039;&#039; Maple Syrup Digest. &#039;&#039;The headline: &amp;quot;LATE HARVEST DARK AMBERS: ARE THEY WORTH IT? (THEY ARE)&amp;quot;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The Stoat pauses.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Looks up.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Sniffs the air once.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Something. Something in the air.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;...The Stoat looks back down at the magazine.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;THE STOAT&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(quietly, to a picture of a syrup tap)&#039;&#039; It&#039;s fine, eh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — GARAGE — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The Quadar is now emitting a vivid, pulsing green glow from somewhere within its aluminium-taped interior. There is no obvious reason for this. It simply is.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops stands before it, bathed in green light, cackling.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; HAHA — YES — IT&#039;S &#039;&#039;WORKING&#039;&#039; —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook, who has retrieved a second Joos at some point without anyone noticing, watches with genuine mild amusement.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The hum intensifies. The glow deepens. The loose wires begin to vibrate sympathetically. The pine tree air freshener spins slowly at the top, dispensing what is presumably a nosonic signal into the cosmos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops cackles harder.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sips.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The glow peaks —&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;— and everything goes dark. The hum dies. The green light winks out. The spinning air freshener slows to a stop.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Silence.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops stands in the dark.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He raises a single hand and places it firmly over his face.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; ...I might have blown a fuse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He turns. Shuffles toward the fuse box. Opens it. All the switches are completely fine. He checks them again. Fine.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook, phone out, checks the lights in the kitchen. On.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Fuse is fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Then why did it —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Also there are aliens in the back yard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A beat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;s ears rotate independently.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; ...So it &#039;&#039;worked?&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; See for yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops turns slowly.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Through the garage&#039;s back window: the garden. Specifically: several figures, clearly not from around here, standing somewhat uncertainly near the fence. They have the bearing of beings who have just arrived somewhere they weren&#039;t expecting quite so soon.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Before either of them can process this further —&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;BUNNYRACK O&#039;BUNNY is already there.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Bunnyrack, arms out, stepping toward the newcomers with the energy of someone who has been waiting their whole life for this and has strong opinions about welcome baskets.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;BUNNYRACK&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(through the window, muffled)&#039;&#039; Oh &#039;&#039;wow,&#039;&#039; HELLO! Welcome! Welcome to Sala City! I&#039;m Bunnyrack! Have you eaten? Do you need anything? The bakery is just on the —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The aliens look at each other.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;One of them makes a sound.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Bunnyrack appears to take this as a yes.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops watches this. His mouth opens. Closes.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; It worked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sips his Joos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Bunnyrack&#039;s got it from here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They watch Bunnyrack guide the intergalactic visitors toward the gate with the focused hospitality of a golden retriever who has just discovered a new friend.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(very quietly, to himself)&#039;&#039; The nosonic generator...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Do you want a Joos?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(still staring into the garden)&#039;&#039; ...Yeah. Yeah, actually.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook heads back inside. Flops lingers a moment longer, watching Bunnyrack already halfway through explaining the local neighbourhood to beings who have crossed light-years to be here.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops looks at the Quadar.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The pine tree air freshener sways slightly in the residual breeze.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(to the Quadar, with quiet satisfaction)&#039;&#039; Well done.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — KITCHEN — LATER ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The kitchen table. Dook has resumed painting with his ferns. Flops is back from the garage, holding a Joos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;After a long, contemplative silence:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; So in hindsight, the reason they hadn&#039;t contacted us was probably the smell of the Wonderbaum. Apparently pine is the universal welcome scent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook paints a fern.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; The tree-shaped air freshener was the bit that worked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; The nosonic generator. Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Beat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; The quantum radar was &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; essential.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook selects a new fern.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; I want that on record.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Sure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Beat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Bunnyrack&#039;s already enrolled them in something, hasn&#039;t he.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; The community garden rota and a pottery class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; That was fast.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; He had a clipboard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops considers this.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; He always has a clipboard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook nods. Sips his Joos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Welcome to Sala City.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;END.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Non-Canon]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=The_Nosonic_Generator&amp;diff=1171</id>
		<title>The Nosonic Generator</title>
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		<updated>2026-06-25T10:08:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Created page with &amp;quot;Flops builds a quantum radar in the garage while Dook paints with ferns. When he throws the switch it glows dramatically then cuts out — but it worked: aliens are in the backyard, and Bunnyrack is already welcoming them to Sala City.  == INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — KITCHEN — DAY ==  &amp;#039;&amp;#039;The kitchen is bathed in a gentle, slightly chaotic afternoon light. On the table: a mason jar of murky green water, several actual fern fronds splayed...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Flops]] builds a quantum radar in the garage while [[Dook]] paints with ferns. When he throws the switch it glows dramatically then cuts out — but it worked: aliens are in the backyard, and [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny|Bunnyrack]] is already welcoming them to [[Sala City]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — KITCHEN — DAY ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The kitchen is bathed in a gentle, slightly chaotic afternoon light. On the table: a mason jar of murky green water, several actual fern fronds splayed out like a botanical fan, and a canvas covered in surprisingly good — if unconventionally textured — fern paintings.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;DOOK sits at the table, tongue ever so slightly out in concentration, applying a fresh fern frond to the canvas with the practiced authority of someone who has decided this is simply how painting works now.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(to himself, satisfied)&#039;&#039; That&#039;s a fern.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He leans back. Admires it. Nods. It is, objectively, a fern.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A beat. Then, from beyond the door to the garage:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(O.S.)&#039;&#039; YES! YEEEEESSS! HA! AH HA HA HA —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sets down his fern-brush with the careful deliberateness of someone who has heard this before and is in no particular rush. He opens the fridge, considers its contents briefly, and retrieves a Joos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He pops it open.&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;He walks toward the garage.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — GARAGE — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The garage. A monument to organised chaos. Shelves of unlabeled components. A whiteboard. Cables. The smell of something that used to be solder.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;In the centre of it all: a large, battered satellite dish, clearly salvaged, now adorned with strips of aluminium tape applied with tremendous confidence and zero clear purpose. Loose wires snake around its rim, taped on at intervals. A small oscilloscope blinks nearby with the air of a device that has been asked to measure things it does not understand.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;And, affixed to the very top of the dish with what appears to be an entire roll of tape:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A pine tree-shaped car air freshener.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;FLOPS — fox, goggles pushed up on his forehead, fur slightly staticky — stands before the whole contraption with his arms spread wide, beaming like a parent at a school play.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Dook. &#039;&#039;Dook.&#039;&#039; I&#039;ve done it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He gestures grandly at the satellite dish arrangement.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; The Quadar is &#039;&#039;complete.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook steps in. He looks at the Quadar. He sips his Joos. He looks at the pine tree air freshener. He looks at Flops.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; What&#039;s the tree for?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops stares at him.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The stare of a man who has just been asked to explain the sky.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; That&#039;s the &#039;&#039;nosonic generator.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; ...The.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Nosonic. Generator. It makes smells, Dook. It&#039;s like phonons, but for your &#039;&#039;nose.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Beat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Phonons are for your ears.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Exactly! Same concept. Different hole.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sips his Joos. This seems like a reasonable response.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; How does the rest of it work?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;s eyes light up. He spins toward the whiteboard and begins gesturing with full-arm enthusiasm. The whiteboard is covered in what, upon closer inspection, appears to be a game of tic-tac-toe. Several of them, in fact. The circles appear to have won most of them. In one game, the circles have won against the circles.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Right, so — you&#039;ve got your quantum entanglement layer here —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He gestures at a horizontal line bisecting a tic-tac-toe grid.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; — and your signal propagation through the — you see the nonlinear variance —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He draws a circle in an already-losing grid, somehow making it worse.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; — and it all feeds back through the nosonic array, which generates the — the &#039;&#039;handshake,&#039;&#039; Dook, the universal handshake —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He spins back around, arms wide.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; There! You see it now?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sips his Joos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He looks at the whiteboard.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He looks at Flops.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Nope. Not at all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops deflates slightly.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; I do think you&#039;ve gotten better at three-in-a-row, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; I haven&#039;t —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; You almost won that one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; I &#039;&#039;did&#039;&#039; win that one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; You were playing by yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops opens his mouth. Closes it. Moves on.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; Anyway. Quadar. What&#039;s it mean?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Quantum&#039;&#039; radar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He lets that land.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; It is, Dook — and I want you to really hear this — &#039;&#039;the&#039;&#039; reason aliens haven&#039;t contacted us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook looks at him.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;It is a very specific look. The look of someone calculating, quietly, how to have this conversation without being here for it.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Don&#039;t give me that look, Dook —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m not giving you —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; You&#039;re giving me the &#039;&#039;look&#039;&#039; —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m just sipping my Joos —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; With &#039;&#039;that face!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sips his Joos. His face is, if anything, completely neutral. This is somehow worse.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; Right. Fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He grabs a massive lever mounted to the side of the dish. It is labeled, in large hand-drawn letters:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;GO&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops grips it. He looks over his shoulder at Dook with the gravity of a man making history.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook raises his Joos in a small, encouraging toast.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops throws the switch.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;For a moment: nothing.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Then —&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A deep, resonant HUM fills the garage. The air shimmers slightly. A single leaf, blown in from the garden, suddenly reverses direction and frantically tries to exit the way it came in.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Outside, a bird mid-perch abruptly lies flat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A dog three houses down sits down and stares at nothing.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A cat in the next street over has already moved under the bed.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== EXT. SALA CITY — THE STOAT&#039;S KIOSK — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;THE STOAT sits behind the counter of the kiosk, deeply absorbed in a copy of&#039;&#039; Maple Syrup Digest. &#039;&#039;The headline: &amp;quot;LATE HARVEST DARK AMBERS: ARE THEY WORTH IT? (THEY ARE)&amp;quot;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The Stoat pauses.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Looks up.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Sniffs the air once.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Something. Something in the air.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;...The Stoat looks back down at the magazine.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;THE STOAT&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(quietly, to a picture of a syrup tap)&#039;&#039; It&#039;s fine, eh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — GARAGE — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The Quadar is now emitting a vivid, pulsing green glow from somewhere within its aluminium-taped interior. There is no obvious reason for this. It simply is.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops stands before it, bathed in green light, cackling.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; HAHA — YES — IT&#039;S &#039;&#039;WORKING&#039;&#039; —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook, who has retrieved a second Joos at some point without anyone noticing, watches with genuine mild amusement.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The hum intensifies. The glow deepens. The loose wires begin to vibrate sympathetically. The pine tree air freshener spins slowly at the top, dispensing what is presumably a nosonic signal into the cosmos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops cackles harder.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sips.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The glow peaks —&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;— and everything goes dark. The hum dies. The green light winks out. The spinning air freshener slows to a stop.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Silence.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops stands in the dark.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He raises a single hand and places it firmly over his face.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; ...I might have blown a fuse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He turns. Shuffles toward the fuse box. Opens it. All the switches are completely fine. He checks them again. Fine.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook, phone out, checks the lights in the kitchen. On.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Fuse is fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Then why did it —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Also there are aliens in the back yard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A beat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;s ears rotate independently.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; ...So it &#039;&#039;worked?&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; See for yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops turns slowly.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Through the garage&#039;s back window: the garden. Specifically: several figures, clearly not from around here, standing somewhat uncertainly near the fence. They have the bearing of beings who have just arrived somewhere they weren&#039;t expecting quite so soon.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Before either of them can process this further —&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;BUNNYRACK O&#039;BUNNY is already there.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Bunnyrack, arms out, stepping toward the newcomers with the energy of someone who has been waiting their whole life for this and has strong opinions about welcome baskets.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;BUNNYRACK&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(through the window, muffled)&#039;&#039; Oh &#039;&#039;wow,&#039;&#039; HELLO! Welcome! Welcome to Sala City! I&#039;m Bunnyrack! Have you eaten? Do you need anything? The bakery is just on the —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The aliens look at each other.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;One of them makes a sound.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Bunnyrack appears to take this as a yes.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops watches this. His mouth opens. Closes.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; It worked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sips his Joos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Bunnyrack&#039;s got it from here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They watch Bunnyrack guide the intergalactic visitors toward the gate with the focused hospitality of a golden retriever who has just discovered a new friend.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(very quietly, to himself)&#039;&#039; The nosonic generator...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Do you want a Joos?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(still staring into the garden)&#039;&#039; ...Yeah. Yeah, actually.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook heads back inside. Flops lingers a moment longer, watching Bunnyrack already halfway through explaining the local neighbourhood to beings who have crossed light-years to be here.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops looks at the Quadar.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The pine tree air freshener sways slightly in the residual breeze.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS (CONT&#039;D)&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(to the Quadar, with quiet satisfaction)&#039;&#039; Well done.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — KITCHEN — LATER ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The kitchen table. Dook has resumed painting with his ferns. Flops is back from the garage, holding a Joos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;After a long, contemplative silence:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; So in hindsight, the reason they hadn&#039;t contacted us was probably the smell of the Wonderbaum. Apparently pine is the universal welcome scent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook paints a fern.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; The tree-shaped air freshener was the bit that worked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; The nosonic generator. Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Beat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; The quantum radar was &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; essential.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook selects a new fern.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; I want that on record.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Sure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Beat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Bunnyrack&#039;s already enrolled them in something, hasn&#039;t he.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; The community garden rota and a pottery class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; That was fast.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; He had a clipboard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops considers this.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; He always has a clipboard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook nods. Sips his Joos.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Welcome to Sala City.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;END.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Non-Canon]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;Welcome to the Dook &amp;amp; Flops Wiki! &lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Characters]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Main Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== B-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie Yotie]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian Wease]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== C-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank Frog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Officer Barky]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aikido Sensei]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Billboard Rep]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Birdie Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Boingo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cultists]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lola Goldenpaw]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shiba Scientist]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Judge Claude]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dr. Molar]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Others ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeasts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Narrative Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Objects]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Fridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nostalgic Matter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Memory Crystallizer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Joos]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Locations]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sala City]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Kiosk]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abandoned Gas Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Radio Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[City Square]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Strip Mall]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Police Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Dojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Data Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sala City Dentistry]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bakery]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[The Dreamlands]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeast Lair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hall of Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Library of Things That Didn’t Happen]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Palace of Ferns]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Episodes]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Genesis Set ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Other Episodes ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Shorts ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Onion Dare]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Number]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[HTTPE]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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The series [[Episode Structure]] narrates how the episodes should be laid out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Genesis Set ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Other Demo Episodes ==&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Shorts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Onion Dare]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Number]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[HTTPE]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Episodes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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{{Navbox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Navigation&lt;br /&gt;
| group1 = [[Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list1 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = Main Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Dook|Dook Ferret]] • [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = B-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Odie Yotie]] • [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]] • [[Vivian Wease]] • [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = C-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Bank Frog]] • [[Officer Barky]] • [[Aikido Sensei]] • [[The Billboard Rep]] • [[Birdie Brian]] • [[Boingo]] • [[Gnomes]] • [[Cultists]] • [[Lola Goldenpaw]] • [[Shiba Scientist]] • [[Judge Claude]] • [[Dr. Molar]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group4 = Others&lt;br /&gt;
  | list4 = [[Unbeasts]] • [[Narrative Echoes]] • [[Doodleook]] • [[The Librarian]] • [[The Scribe]] • [[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shopkeeper]] • [[Pocket Elephant]] • [[Dreamland Meadows Cow]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
| group2 = [[Objects]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list2 = [[The Fridge]] • [[Nostalgic Matter]] • [[Memory Crystallizer]] • [[The Cactus]] • [[Joos]]&lt;br /&gt;
| group3 = [[Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list3 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = [[Sala City]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[The Kiosk]] • [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]] • [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]] • [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]] • [[The Bank]] • [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]] • [[Abandoned Gas Station]] • [[Radio Station]] • [[City Square]] • [[Strip Mall]] • [[Police Station]] • [[The Dojo]] • [[The Data Center]] • [[Sala City Dentistry]] • [[The Bakery]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = [[The Dreamlands]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Unbeast Lair]] • [[Hall of Echoes]] • [[Library of Things That Didn’t Happen]] • [[Palace of Ferns]] • [[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shop]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
| group4 = [[Episodes]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list4 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = Genesis Set&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Roll With the Punches]] • [[Aftermath of Chaos]] • [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = Non-Canon&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Beechball Bonanza]] • [[Data Bark Center]] • [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]] • [[The Drög Life]] • [[We Got Gnomes]] • [[Cloudberry Waffles]] • [[The Present Tense]] • [[Only When Observed]] • [[Piranha Tank]] • [[Cartoon Physics]] • [[When Pigs Fly]] • [[The Compound of None]] • [[Exponential Logarithms]] • [[The Garden of Remembrance]] • [[A Tiny Mishap]] • [[Tooth and Consequences]] • [[The Digital Cocoon]] • [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = Shorts&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Shirt Incident]] • [[Onion Dare]] • [[Dook and Doodleook]] • [[The Number]] • [[HTTPE]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=HTTPE&amp;diff=1166</id>
		<title>HTTPE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=HTTPE&amp;diff=1166"/>
		<updated>2026-06-12T18:49:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Created page with &amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops sits hunched at his workstation, three monitors glowing, a half-eaten biscuit going stale beside the keyboard. Cables everywhere. A whiteboard behind him reads &amp;quot;SalaScape Navigator v0.0.3 — DEFINITELY WORKS.&amp;quot; He is typing with the energy of someone who has just discovered something nobody asked for.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;  &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(muttering, triumphant)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; HTTP. Fine. Works. But unencrypted. Anyone could be reading this. The postman. A squirrel. Doesn&amp;#039;t matter. Nobody is saf...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;Flops sits hunched at his workstation, three monitors glowing, a half-eaten biscuit going stale beside the keyboard. Cables everywhere. A whiteboard behind him reads &amp;quot;SalaScape Navigator v0.0.3 — DEFINITELY WORKS.&amp;quot; He is typing with the energy of someone who has just discovered something nobody asked for.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(muttering, triumphant)&#039;&#039; HTTP. Fine. Works. But unencrypted. Anyone could be reading this. The postman. A squirrel. Doesn&#039;t matter. Nobody is safe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He opens a new file.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;ll call it HTTPE. The E stands for Encrypted. Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Beat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Now I just need a key size. Something serious. Something &#039;&#039;substantial.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He glances at the shelf. His eye lands on a dusty 3.5&amp;quot; floppy disk. A slow grin.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; ...One point four four megabytes. Per key. Naturally.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He begins typing. He calls it FloppyCrypt. He seems extremely pleased with himself.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook waddles in from the kitchenette, carefully balancing two mugs of cocoa with both little paws. Steam curls off them. He peers at the screen.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Whatcha doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Invented encryption. Just now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(setting a mug down carefully)&#039;&#039; Oh. How fast is it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Doesn&#039;t really matter, actually. The real bottleneck — &#039;&#039;(finger guns)&#039;&#039; — by &#039;&#039;design&#039;&#039; — is the physical read and write speed of an actual floppy disk.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(nodding solemnly)&#039;&#039; Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So every time someone loads a webpage —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Both parties insert a floppy. Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(very carefully)&#039;&#039; Flops. Are floppies maybe a little... bit... outdated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(long pause)&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(opens new file)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops begins typing. Fast. Purposeful.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; You&#039;re right. We scale up. Version two. HTTPE/2.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He reaches under the desk and produces a spindle of blank CD-Rs.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Six hundred and fifty megabytes. Per key.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Per—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; CDCrypt. For obvious reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(staring at the CD-Rs)&#039;&#039; Flops that&#039;s—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Scalable,&#039;&#039; Dook. Think about the future.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(gently)&#039;&#039; The future of... handing someone a CD before they can see your website?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Or burning one. I haven&#039;t decided if the protocol requires burns or reads. There are merits to both. I&#039;ll write a footnote.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Maybe it&#039;s also a little bit... outdated?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops stares at the screen for a moment. His ears go back slightly. Then forward again.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(already opening a third file)&#039;&#039; Fine. We skip a generation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook watches, cocoa halfway to his snout, as Flops pulls an actual HD DVD case off the shelf — apparently he just had one — and holds it up reverently.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Fifteen gigabytes. Per key. HTTPE/3.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Fifteen—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; HDDVDCrypt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; ...For obvious reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Exactly.&#039;&#039; You&#039;re getting it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sets his cocoa down. He looks at the HD DVD. He looks at the router on the shelf — a modest little box with a single blinking light. He looks back at Flops.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Flops.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Mm?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Our router is fifty megabit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Silence.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops looks at the router.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops looks at the HD DVD.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops opens a calculator.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The calculator works for a moment.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops stares at the result.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The result is forty-one minutes. Per handshake.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(very quietly)&#039;&#039; ...It&#039;s a feature.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(already waddling back toward the kitchenette)&#039;&#039; Good luck, Flops.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; It discourages frivolous browsing—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(off screen)&#039;&#039; Mm-hm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; —which is &#039;&#039;good&#039;&#039; for society—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(further off screen)&#039;&#039; Sure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(alone now, staring at the calculator)&#039;&#039; ...I could add a loading bar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops starts typing again.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The SalaScape Navigator loading screen. A progress bar. It reads: &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Exchanging keys... (39 minutes remaining)&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;. The little spinning globe animation has fallen asleep.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;END SCENE.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Shorts]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=The_Stoat&amp;diff=1162</id>
		<title>The Stoat</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=The_Stoat&amp;diff=1162"/>
		<updated>2026-02-15T19:48:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox character&lt;br /&gt;
| name = The Stoat&lt;br /&gt;
| image = Image_of_Stoat.webp&lt;br /&gt;
| caption = DALL-E Sketch of Stoat&lt;br /&gt;
| species = Stoat&lt;br /&gt;
| age = Early 30s&lt;br /&gt;
| birthday = December 1st&lt;br /&gt;
| gender = Male&lt;br /&gt;
| first_appearance = [[Escape from Winter]]&lt;br /&gt;
| role = Kiosk Clerk&lt;br /&gt;
| residency = [[The Kiosk]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; is a deadpan clerk working at the [[The Kiosk|Kiosk]] next to the [[The Bank|Bank]] in [[Sala City]]. Originally from Canada, he maintains a stereotypically Canadian demeanor, complete with polite interjections and a perpetual aura of indifference. Though largely uninvested in his job, he performs his role with just enough energy to avoid being fired.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Personality ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Mild &amp;amp; Unbothered:&#039;&#039;&#039; Rarely gets emotional or animated, even in absurd situations.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Polite but Detached:&#039;&#039;&#039; Always courteous, but clearly uninterested in engaging with anyone beyond what&#039;s required.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Quietly Observant:&#039;&#039;&#039; He notices far more than he lets on but sees no reason to bring it up.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Low-Energy Performer:&#039;&#039;&#039; When he &#039;&#039;has&#039;&#039; to act excited—such as for store promotions—he does so with the minimum required effort and a voice that doesn&#039;t match the energy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abilities ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Customer Service Resilience:&#039;&#039;&#039; Can endure even the most confusing interactions without breaking his polite exterior.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Expert in Boredom Navigation:&#039;&#039;&#039; Able to keep himself occupied in total stillness for hours at a time.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Accidental Zen Master:&#039;&#039;&#039; Occasionally delivers advice so dry and simple it accidentally sounds wise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Appearance ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Fur:&#039;&#039;&#039; Light brown with a white underbelly.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Eyes:&#039;&#039;&#039; Half-lidded, as if perpetually on the verge of napping.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Clothing:&#039;&#039;&#039; Wears a faded red vest with a generic name tag (his actual name is never mentioned), and a toque regardless of the weather.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Relationships ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Dook]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Doesn&#039;t understand Dook but doesn’t question him either. Once rang up a kaleidoscope and a bag of feathers without batting an eye.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Flops]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Finds Flops exhausting but tolerable. Responds to Flops&#039; manic energy with slow nods and a drawn-out &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;uh-huh.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[The Bank Frog]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Shares a silent rivalry with her. It’s unclear if either acknowledges it consciously.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Has never once left the [[The_Kiosk|Kiosk]] on screen, leading to fan theories that he might be fused to it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ends most sentences with &#039;&#039;“eh?”&#039;&#039; even when it makes no grammatical sense.&lt;br /&gt;
* Once hosted a sale called &#039;&#039;“Mild Savings Week,”&#039;&#039; which offered a 3% discount on pre-used napkins and barely used expired gum.&lt;br /&gt;
* Refuses to sell lighters after 4 PM due to &#039;&#039;“a past incident he doesn’t wanna talk about, eh?”&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;“You want a receipt, eh?” — The Stoat&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:B-Cast]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Odie_Yotie&amp;diff=1161</id>
		<title>Odie Yotie</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Odie_Yotie&amp;diff=1161"/>
		<updated>2026-02-15T19:47:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox character&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Odie Yotie&lt;br /&gt;
| image = Image_of_Odie.webp&lt;br /&gt;
| caption = Character rendition of Odie.&lt;br /&gt;
| species = Coyote&lt;br /&gt;
| age = Late 20s&lt;br /&gt;
| birthday = February 15th&lt;br /&gt;
| gender = Male&lt;br /&gt;
| first_appearance = [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
| role = Attorney&lt;br /&gt;
| residency = [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie Yotie&#039;&#039;&#039; is a slick, fast-talking attorney known for exploiting loopholes, bending laws, and weaving truth into whatever shape best serves his argument. He thrives in grey areas, representing clients of questionable character or misunderstood ambition. Despite his cunning nature, he operates strictly within legal boundaries—barely. He dislikes the desert and harbors a cryptic aversion to cacti, which ties into an untold darker past.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Personality ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Clever &amp;amp; Opportunistic:&#039;&#039;&#039; Odie rarely misses a chance to manipulate a situation to his advantage, often with legal finesse.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Charming &amp;amp; Pushy:&#039;&#039;&#039; Fluent in legalese and smooth persuasion, he dominates conversations and disarms with wit.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Pragmatic but Theatrical:&#039;&#039;&#039; He views life as a courtroom drama, complete with dramatic pauses and flourishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Secretive:&#039;&#039;&#039; Carefully conceals emotional vulnerabilities and personal history under layers of sarcasm and confidence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abilities ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Legal Wizardry:&#039;&#039;&#039; Expert at twisting contracts, redirecting blame, and finding loopholes that others overlook.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Persuasion:&#039;&#039;&#039; Can talk almost anyone into almost anything—unless they catch on, which is rare.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Emotional Control:&#039;&#039;&#039; Maintains composure under pressure, only cracking when deep personal wounds are touched.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Appearance ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Fur:&#039;&#039;&#039; Dusty beige-gray with desert tones.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Eyes:&#039;&#039;&#039; Green, somewhere between lime and mid-forest.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Clothing:&#039;&#039;&#039; Usually seen in a crisp blazer over a graphic tee, with a leather briefcase that doubles as a document vault. Often wears sunglasses indoors for no practical reason.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Relationships ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Dook]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Finds Dook confusing and unreadable, which unsettles him. Suspects Dook sees through more than he lets on.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Flops]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Views Flops as unpredictable and a potential liability—but also a valuable wildcard in certain legal situations.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Vivian Wease]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Has a long-standing rivalry with Vivian, stemming from clashing ethics in shady car sales. He’s had to clean up after her deals more than once, and there&#039;s tension suggesting a complicated shared past.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Odie prefers not to deal with Bunnyrack directly, often pushing negotiations through the mayor’s aides. Finds the mayor’s whimsy exhausting and baffling.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Hates cacti. Won’t enter buildings with more than three visible from the door. The reason is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
* Keeps a folder labeled &#039;&#039;“Just in Case of Cosmic Legal Disruption”&#039;&#039; in his briefcase.&lt;br /&gt;
* Frequently quotes obscure subclauses no one has heard of—and they’re usually real.&lt;br /&gt;
* His handwriting is unreadable, even to himself, but he insists on handwritten annotations.&lt;br /&gt;
* Has never lost a case… that anyone can verify.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;“Who needs reality when you have loopholes?” — Odie Yotie&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:B-Cast]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=The_Entropy_Episode&amp;diff=1160</id>
		<title>The Entropy Episode</title>
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		<updated>2026-02-08T21:39:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Created page with &amp;quot;Dook wants to turn his grandmother into a diamond. Flops escalates: piranha solution → pure CO₂ → Grandma&amp;#039;s Lime Soda™. They explore entropy vs negentropy, isotropy&amp;#039;s instability, and whether ethics is about actual harm or just cultural discomfort with unfamiliar atom recycling. Information density dilutes with distance; diffraction hides information. They invent &amp;quot;imaginatropy&amp;quot; for quantum coherence. Conclusion: patterns persist, matter doesn&amp;#039;t. Entropy a...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Dook]] wants to turn his grandmother into a diamond. [[Flops]] escalates: piranha solution → pure CO₂ → Grandma&#039;s Lime Soda™. They explore entropy vs negentropy, isotropy&#039;s instability, and whether ethics is about actual harm or just cultural discomfort with unfamiliar atom recycling. Information density dilutes with distance; diffraction hides information. They invent &amp;quot;imaginatropy&amp;quot; for quantum coherence. Conclusion: patterns persist, matter doesn&#039;t. Entropy always wins—but we fight it temporarily.&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;COLD OPEN:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Interior: Flops&#039; workshop. Flops is at a workbench with a diamond in tweezers, examining it under a loupe. Dook bursts through the door.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Flops! FLOPS! I have the BEST idea for my grandmother&#039;s memorial service!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(not looking up)&#039;&#039; If this involves launching her ashes into space again—&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; No no, even better! We turn her into a &#039;&#039;diamond&#039;&#039;!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(finally looks up)&#039;&#039; ...That&#039;s actually a real thing. Hair or ashes to diamond. High pressure, high temperature synthesis. It&#039;s called—&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(already at a whiteboard, drawing frantically)&#039;&#039; OR—hear me out—we turn her into LIME SODA!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(long pause)&#039;&#039; ...What.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;[TITLE CARD: dramatic orchestral sting]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;ACT ONE: &amp;quot;THE CARBON ECONOMY&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Workshop. Flops has moved to the whiteboard, erasing Dook&#039;s chaotic scribbles.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay. Let&#039;s establish what we&#039;re actually working with here. &#039;&#039;(draws human figure)&#039;&#039; Average human: 70 kilograms. About 18% carbon by mass.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; That&#039;s... not a lot of carbon for something that&#039;s supposedly &amp;quot;carbon-based life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(nods)&#039;&#039; Exactly. You&#039;re mostly water, calcium phosphate, and other boring elements. &#039;&#039;(writes on board)&#039;&#039; Cremation gives you back maybe 1-4% carbon in the ashes. Everything else burned off or never was carbon to begin with.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So Grandma becomes... mostly not-Grandma?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Thermodynamically speaking, Grandma becomes carbon dioxide, water vapor, and mineral ash. &#039;&#039;(draws arrows)&#039;&#039;The carbon you get back is just the bits that didn&#039;t fully combust.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Visual gag: Pie chart labeled &amp;quot;GRANDMA&amp;quot; - tiny sliver labeled &amp;quot;recoverable carbon,&amp;quot; huge section labeled &amp;quot;atmospheric yeet&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; But hair! Hair is better, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(brightening)&#039;&#039; Yes! Hair is about 50% carbon. It&#039;s mostly keratin—long protein chains. &#039;&#039;(writes)&#039;&#039; 10 grams of hair gives you enough carbon for a one-carat diamond. Versus 200-500 grams of ash for the same yield.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(calculating)&#039;&#039; So hair is like... 20-50 times more efficient?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; As a carbon feedstock, yes. Which is why memorial diamond companies now prefer it. You can make diamonds from living people or pets.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(eyes lighting up)&#039;&#039; CELEBRATION DIAMONDS!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(flatly)&#039;&#039; That&#039;s literally what they&#039;re marketed as.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Cutaway: Advertisement parody&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Announcer voice: &amp;quot;LifeGem™ - Because nothing says &#039;I love you&#039; like wearing Grandpa&#039;s atoms!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;ACT TWO: &amp;quot;THINGS GET DARK&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Workshop. Dook is now pacing excitedly.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; But what if we want ALL the carbon? Like, complete recovery?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(suspicious)&#039;&#039; Why would you want—&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; DNA diamonds! We extract just the DNA, use THAT carbon! It&#039;s like... 35-40% carbon, it has their &#039;&#039;actual&#039;&#039;genetic code—&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(interrupting)&#039;&#039; Okay that&#039;s actually poetic. The carbon atoms that encoded their genome, crystallized. But— &#039;&#039;(calculates)&#039;&#039; —you&#039;d only get about 5-10 grams of DNA from a whole person.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Still better than ash though!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; True. And you&#039;d use alkaline hydrolysis—aquamation—to break down the body first. &#039;&#039;(draws beaker)&#039;&#039; 160°C, potassium hydroxide solution, 4-6 hours. Leaves you with sterile soup and bone fragments.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Soup.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(matter-of-factly)&#039;&#039; Soup.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; ...What if we went &#039;&#039;darker&#039;&#039;?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(sighs deeply)&#039;&#039; How much darker?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(grinning maniacally)&#039;&#039; PIRANHA SOLUTION!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Thunder crash sound effect&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(alarmed)&#039;&#039; Dook, that&#039;s—that would—&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;(Whiteboard montage: Flops frantically writing while Dook does sound effects)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Piranha solution. Sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide. It &#039;&#039;violently&#039;&#039; oxidizes all organic matter into carbon dioxide. We&#039;re talking complete conversion. Every carbon atom becomes CO₂ gas.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; And THEN we carbonate beverages with it! Grandma&#039;s Lime Soda™!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Visual: Soda can with cheerful label, small print: &amp;quot;Contains 100% of recommended daily Grandpa&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(pause)&#039;&#039; ...That&#039;s chemically sound but &#039;&#039;culturally&#039;&#039; horrifying.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; But IS it unethical?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(thinking)&#039;&#039; Hmm. The deceased has no preferences. The CO₂ is completely sterile and chemically identical to any other CO₂. The living aren&#039;t harmed...&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; And compare it to: burial, where Grandpa gets eaten by bacteria and worms. Cremation, where Grandpa becomes atmospheric CO₂ anyway. Ocean scattering, where Grandpa becomes fish food, fish become sushi, someone eats the sushi...&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(writing)&#039;&#039; Natural decomposition path: Grandpa → bacteria → soil → plants → cow → burger → you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Versus: Grandpa → CO₂ → soda → you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; ...Same atomic pathway. Shorter. More direct. Arguably more respectful since it&#039;s intentional?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So the only thing that makes it feel wrong is... it&#039;s &#039;&#039;unfamiliar&#039;&#039;?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(pointing)&#039;&#039; That&#039;s the &amp;quot;shield for ignorance&amp;quot; problem. People feel disgust, then retrofit ethical justifications for the disgust, then get defensive when you point out it&#039;s circular reasoning.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Beat panel: both staring at whiteboard&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(quietly)&#039;&#039; We could go even darker.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(warily)&#039;&#039; ...How?&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;ACT THREE: &amp;quot;GRANDPA REAGENT KIT™&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; We separate ALL the elements! Not just carbon!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Flops slumps into chair&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay. Fine. Let&#039;s do the full reductio ad absurdum.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;(New whiteboard. Flops draws periodic table highlights)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Alkaline hydrolysis gives us amino acid soup. We fractionate by element. &#039;&#039;(writes list)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Carbon: diamonds, plastics, pharmaceuticals&lt;br /&gt;
* Nitrogen: fertilizer, explosives&lt;br /&gt;
* Phosphorus: matches, pesticides&lt;br /&gt;
* Calcium: chalk, cement&lt;br /&gt;
* Iron: steel, hemoglobin for blood banks&lt;br /&gt;
* Hydrogen: literally anything with H in it&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(reading)&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Grandpa Memorial Reagent Kit - 18 elements, infinite possibilities.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Use his carbon in your wedding ring AND your coffee cup. His nitrogen in the funeral roses. His phosphorus in the memorial candles. His calcium in the chalk you write his eulogy with.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; That&#039;s... &#039;&#039;(pause)&#039;&#039; ...actually beautiful? In a horrifying way?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; It strips away the pattern argument. With DNA diamonds, you could say &amp;quot;it contains his genetic information.&amp;quot; With elemental separation, it&#039;s just... atoms. Generic protons and electrons that happened to be arranged as Grandpa for 80 years.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; But isn&#039;t that what happens naturally? Burial is just uncontrolled atomic recycling over 50 years. We&#039;re proposing controlled atomic recycling in 6 hours.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; The &#039;&#039;only&#039;&#039; difference is human intention. Which matters to the living, but not to Grandpa, who is not experiencing anything.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Long pause. Both staring at the board.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(softly)&#039;&#039; Why does natural feel okay but intentional feel wrong?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Because one feels normal and one feels weird. That&#039;s it. That&#039;s the entire moral distinction.&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;ACT FOUR: &amp;quot;ENTROPY ALWAYS WINS&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Workshop. Flops erases the periodic table, draws a graph.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Here&#039;s the thing though. All of this—cremation, diamonds, reagent kits—it&#039;s all just accelerating what was going to happen anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Entropy?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(nods)&#039;&#039; Entropy always wins. Every organized system—including Grandpa—inevitably becomes disorganized. That&#039;s not philosophy, it&#039;s thermodynamics.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Visual: Arrow of time diagram, stick figure → skeleton → molecules → atoms → dispersed&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So death is just... entropy winning?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Life is &#039;&#039;temporarily&#039;&#039; decreasing local entropy by consuming energy. You eat low-entropy food—organized molecules—and excrete high-entropy waste. You&#039;re an entropy pump. When you die, the pump stops, entropy takes over.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(slumping)&#039;&#039; That&#039;s depressing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(shrugs)&#039;&#039; It&#039;s physics. &#039;&#039;(draws new diagram)&#039;&#039; But here&#039;s the interesting part: there&#039;s also &#039;&#039;negentropy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Nega-what-now?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Negentropy. It&#039;s just negative entropy—a measure of order instead of disorder. Life maintains high negentropy by feeding on low-entropy resources.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Visual: Flops eating apple labeled &amp;quot;LOW ENTROPY,&amp;quot; exhaling smoke labeled &amp;quot;HIGH ENTROPY&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Your brain storing memories? Building negentropy. A pristine battery? High negentropy. Discharged battery? Low negentropy. Death? Rapid negentropy collapse.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So living is... fighting entropy?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(writing)&#039;&#039; Living is USING entropy increase in your environment to maintain local order in yourself. You&#039;re not fighting entropy—you&#039;re redirecting it. Entropy wins globally while you maintain a temporary island of order.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Until you can&#039;t anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Until you can&#039;t anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Somber beat&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;ACT FIVE: &amp;quot;THE ISOTROPY CLUE&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(suddenly)&#039;&#039; Wait! What if we OVERFLOW entropy? Like integer overflow but thermodynamic!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(perking up)&#039;&#039; Explain.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Like... push entropy SO high it wraps back to order! Not going from 1 to 0, but wrapping around!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(excited, at whiteboard)&#039;&#039; Okay okay—where would that even be possible?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;(Montage: Flops rapidly drawing and crossing out options)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Black holes have maximum entropy for a given volume—Bekenstein bound—but adding more entropy just grows the black hole. No overflow there.. Poincaré recurrence means a finite system eventually returns to its initial state, but the timescale is... &#039;&#039;(calculates)&#039;&#039; ...10 to the 10 to the 26th years. That&#039;s not overflow, that&#039;s just statistical fluctuation after effectively infinite time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; What about... mixing colors?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(stops)&#039;&#039; What?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Like paint! Mix distinct colors—low entropy. Mix a little—still interesting. Mix EVERYTHING—grey sludge. High entropy. But grey is ALL colors AND no color at the same time!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(slowly)&#039;&#039; ...That&#039;s actually profound. Maximum mixing creates isotropy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Iso-what?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(writing)&#039;&#039; Isotropy. Uniformity in all directions. No preferred orientation. Perfect symmetry. And its opposite: anisotropy—direction-dependent properties.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Visual: Spinning globe labeled &amp;quot;ISOTROPIC,&amp;quot; then a crystal structure labeled &amp;quot;ANISOTROPIC&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; High entropy systems tend toward isotropy. A gas at thermal equilibrium: isotropic. Perfect grey paint: isotropic. The cosmic microwave background: nearly perfectly isotropic.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So maximum disorder looks like... nothing?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Maximum disorder looks like &#039;&#039;uniformity&#039;&#039;. No structure, no gradients, no information. Everything equally mixed.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; But wait—the early universe was nearly perfectly isotropic, right? And now it&#039;s NOT. Entropy increased while isotropy decreased!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(impressed)&#039;&#039; Yes! That seems backwards, but: breaking symmetry RELEASES energy. Isotropic to anisotropic transitions increase total entropy. Water freezing releases heat. The early universe breaking symmetry created particles and forces and heat.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So perfect isotropy is... unstable?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(snapping fingers)&#039;&#039; EXACTLY! At perfect isotropy, quantum fluctuations have nowhere to &amp;quot;prefer.&amp;quot; Random fluctuation breaks the symmetry. Maximum symmetry overflows into broken symmetry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Visual: Perfectly smooth surface, tiny ripple appears, cascades into complex structure&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; The cosmic microwave background: nearly perfect isotropy, tiny quantum fluctuations, those ripples became galaxy seeds, all structure in the universe emerged from overflow of perfect symmetry!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So there IS overflow!&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(hesitating)&#039;&#039; Well...&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;ACT SIX: &amp;quot;DIFFRACTION HIDES INFORMATION&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Well WHAT?&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(sitting down)&#039;&#039; I&#039;m not sure it&#039;s actually overflow. I think it&#039;s... information density loss at a distance.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; You&#039;re going to need to explain that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(pulls out two laser pointers)&#039;&#039; Okay. Take these. Hold them 1 centimeter apart.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Dook does so&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Point them parallel. Now angle them slightly toward each other—tiny angle—so they converge far away.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; If the angle is 0.001 degrees, they intersect at about 57 meters. If it&#039;s 0.0001 degrees, about 573 meters.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Uh huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Now: if your angular resolution—your ability to measure that angle—is worse than the actual angle between the beams, can you tell if they&#039;re converging or parallel?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(thinking)&#039;&#039; ...No. They&#039;d look the same to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Right! The information about where they intersect is &#039;&#039;gone&#039;&#039;. Not hidden—genuinely inaccessible to your measurement apparatus. The information dilutes with distance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Visual: Triangle with tiny base, extremely long sides extending far away, question mark at apex&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; From far enough away, it looks like parallel lines. Same physical reality, different information accessibility. And this gets worse quadratically with distance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So... the universe looking isotropic is just because we can&#039;t see the details?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(nodding)&#039;&#039; The CMB looks smooth because we can&#039;t resolve tiny angular scales at cosmological distances. It&#039;s not perfectly smooth—it has structure at smaller scales. We just can&#039;t see it because... &#039;&#039;(writes on board)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK and FLOPS together:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Diffraction hides information.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Wave nature of light. Fundamental limit. Minimum resolvable angle is wavelength divided by aperture diameter. You CANNOT see finer details than that. Not difficult—physically impossible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So there&#039;s no entropy overflow. Just... observation bandwidth running out?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(quietly)&#039;&#039; Yeah. No wraparound. No exotic physics. Just geometric dilution meeting measurement floors. Information isn&#039;t lost through magic—it&#039;s lost through distance and diffraction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Long pause&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; That&#039;s... less exciting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; But more correct.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;ACT SEVEN: &amp;quot;IMAGINATROPY&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(suddenly animated again)&#039;&#039; WAIT! What if we add imaginary units!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(sighs)&#039;&#039; What.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Like bored researchers do! Imaginatropy! Imatropy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(despite themselves, intrigued)&#039;&#039; ...Okay, where would imaginary entropy even make sense?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Whiteboard montage&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; In quantum mechanics, complex numbers are fundamental. Wavefunctions have amplitude AND phase. What if entropy also has a real and imaginary component?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; What would the imaginary part BE?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(writing)&#039;&#039; Real entropy: classical disorder—how mixed the probabilities are. Imaginary entropy: quantum coherence—how much phase information exists between states.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Visual: Density matrix with real diagonal (populations) and imaginary off-diagonal (coherences)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Pure quantum state: real entropy zero, imaginary entropy maximum—perfect coherence. Classical mixture: real entropy maximum, imaginary entropy zero—no coherence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So measurement...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Measurement projects the imaginary part to zero. You collapse the superposition, destroy the phase information, imaginatropy vanishes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; And decoherence is...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Real entropy increases, imaginary entropy decreases. The system transitions from &amp;quot;quantum and weird&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;classical and boring.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They both stare at the board&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(slowly)&#039;&#039; This might actually mean something.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Should we write a paper?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(shrugs)&#039;&#039; Probably been done. But it&#039;s a fun framing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;FINAL ACT: &amp;quot;THE SHIP OF THESEUS&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Workshop, evening. Dook and Flops sitting on workbench, looking at all the whiteboards.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So we started with turning Grandma into a diamond...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; And ended with complex entropy in phase space.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Classic Dook and Flops episode.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Beat&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; You know what&#039;s weird? We never actually answered whether it&#039;s ethical to turn someone into lime soda.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(thinking)&#039;&#039; I don&#039;t think there&#039;s a clean answer. If you&#039;re not harming anyone and the deceased had no preferences about it...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s just atoms rearranging.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s always just atoms rearranging. That&#039;s what entropy IS. The pattern changes, but the atoms persist. Ship of Theseus at the atomic level.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Are we the same people we were at the start of this conversation?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Philosophically? Debatable. Atomically? No. You&#039;ve exhaled millions of CO₂ molecules. Absorbed new ones. Proteins in your neurons have been tagged for degradation and replacement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; So we&#039;re constantly dying and being rebuilt?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(nods)&#039;&#039; The pattern persists. The matter doesn&#039;t. Death is just when the pattern maintenance stops and entropy takes over completely.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Long contemplative silence&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; I think I want to be hair diamonds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yeah. Seems efficient. High carbon density. And someone gets jewelry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m going with reagent kit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(laughing)&#039;&#039; Really?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(deadpan)&#039;&#039; Maximum utility. Why let perfectly good atoms go to waste? Use my carbon in something useful. My nitrogen in fertilizer. My phosphorus in—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(interrupting)&#039;&#039; In matches to light your own memorial candle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(slight smile)&#039;&#039; Exactly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They sit in comfortable silence&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; Entropy always wins though.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; Entropy always wins.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; But we get to fight it for a while.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(raising imaginary glass)&#039;&#039; To temporary islands of order in a sea of chaos.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(clinking imaginary glass)&#039;&#039; To negentropy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;STINGER:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Black screen. Text appears:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;No grandparents were harmed in the making of this episode.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Several laws of thermodynamics were violated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Imaginatropy is not yet a recognized field of study.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But it should be.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Fade to black&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[END CREDITS with Easter eggs:]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Production company: &amp;quot;Piranha Solutions LLC&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Catering by: &amp;quot;Grandma&#039;s Lime Soda™&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Special thanks: &amp;quot;The Second Law of Thermodynamics (for always winning)&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Scientific advisors: &amp;quot;Every bored physicist who ever added &#039;i&#039; to something&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;Post-credits scene: Flops at computer&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(typing)&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Dear Physics Letters: We propose a novel framework for quantifying quantum coherence through complex-valued entropy metrics, which we term &#039;imaginatropy&#039;...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(off screen)&#039;&#039; ARE YOU ACTUALLY WRITING THE PAPER?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(not looking up)&#039;&#039; Somebody has to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Fade out&#039;&#039;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Mobile Nav</title>
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== [[Characters]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Main Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook|Dook Ferret]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== B-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie Yotie]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian Wease]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== C-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank Frog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Officer Barky]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aikido Sensei]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Billboard Rep]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Birdie Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Boingo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Lola Goldenpaw]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shiba Scientist]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Judge Claude]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dr. Molar]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Others ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeasts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Narrative Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Objects]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Fridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nostalgic Matter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Memory Crystallizer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Joos]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Locations]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sala City]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Kiosk]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abandoned Gas Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Radio Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[City Square]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Strip Mall]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Police Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Dojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Data Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sala City Dentistry]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bakery]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[The Dreamlands]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeast Lair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hall of Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Library of Things That Didn’t Happen]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Palace of Ferns]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Episodes]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Genesis Set ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Non-Canon ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Shorts ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Onion Dare]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Number]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
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== [[Characters]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Main Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook|Dook Ferret]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== B-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie Yotie]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian Wease]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== C-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank Frog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Officer Barky]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aikido Sensei]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Billboard Rep]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Birdie Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Others ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeasts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Narrative Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Locations]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sala City]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Kiosk]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abandoned Gas Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Radio Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[City Square]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Strip Mall]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Police Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Dojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[The Dreamlands]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeast Lair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hall of Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Episodes]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Genesis Set ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Non-Canon ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Shorts ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Onion Dare]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Number]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Episodes</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-29T16:51:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Episodes of Dook &amp;amp; Flops can be found here. Note that demo episodes are for internal universe building use.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The series [[Episode Structure]] narrates how the episodes should be laid out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Genesis Set ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Other Demo Episodes ==&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Shorts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Onion Dare]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Number]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Episodes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=1156</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=1156"/>
		<updated>2026-01-29T16:50:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Welcome to the Dook &amp;amp; Flops Wiki! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This wiki is meant to be the series-bible for everything regarding [[Dook]] &amp;amp; [[Flops]], from [[Characters|character]] information, [[Locations|location]] information, to [[Episodes|episode]] draft and more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A mobile navigation can be found [[Mobile Nav|here]]. Due to a bug, mobile users wishing to use the desktop site, must click on the &#039;&#039;Desktop&#039;&#039; link twice. We hope to fix this issue soon. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We hope you&#039;ll enjoy the Dook &amp;amp; Flops universe!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Navbox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Navigation&lt;br /&gt;
| group1 = [[Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list1 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = Main Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Dook|Dook Ferret]] • [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = B-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Odie Yotie]] • [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]] • [[Vivian Wease]] • [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = C-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Bank Frog]] • [[Officer Barky]] • [[Aikido Sensei]] • [[The Billboard Rep]] • [[Birdie Brian]] • [[Boingo]] • [[Gnomes]] • [[Cultists]] • [[Lola Goldenpaw]] • [[Shiba Scientist]] • [[Judge Claude]] • [[Dr. Molar]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group4 = Others&lt;br /&gt;
  | list4 = [[Unbeasts]] • [[Narrative Echoes]] • [[Doodleook]] • [[The Librarian]] • [[The Scribe]] • [[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shopkeeper]] • [[Pocket Elephant]] • [[Dreamland Meadows Cow]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
| group2 = [[Objects]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list2 = [[The Fridge]] • [[Nostalgic Matter]] • [[Memory Crystallizer]] • [[The Cactus]] • [[Joos]]&lt;br /&gt;
| group3 = [[Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list3 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = [[Sala City]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[The Kiosk]] • [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]] • [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]] • [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]] • [[The Bank]] • [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]] • [[Abandoned Gas Station]] • [[Radio Station]] • [[City Square]] • [[Strip Mall]] • [[Police Station]] • [[The Dojo]] • [[The Data Center]] • [[Sala City Dentistry]] • [[The Bakery]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = [[The Dreamlands]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Unbeast Lair]] • [[Hall of Echoes]] • [[Library of Things That Didn’t Happen]] • [[Palace of Ferns]] • [[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shop]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
| group4 = [[Episodes]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list4 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = Genesis Set&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Roll With the Punches]] • [[Aftermath of Chaos]] • [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = Non-Canon&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Beechball Bonanza]] • [[Data Bark Center]] • [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]] • [[The Drög Life]] • [[We Got Gnomes]] • [[Cloudberry Waffles]] • [[The Present Tense]] • [[Only When Observed]] • [[Piranha Tank]] • [[Cartoon Physics]] • [[When Pigs Fly]] • [[The Compound of None]] • [[Exponential Logarithms]] • [[The Garden of Remembrance]] • [[A Tiny Mishap]] • [[Tooth and Consequences]] • [[The Digital Cocoon]] • [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = Shorts&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Shirt Incident]] • [[Onion Dare]] • [[Dook and Doodleook]] • [[The Number]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=The_Number&amp;diff=1155</id>
		<title>The Number</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=The_Number&amp;diff=1155"/>
		<updated>2026-01-29T16:48:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Created page with &amp;quot;Dook and Flops watches a scary TV show about an alternative reality where everyone has a number tattooed on them. Flops then wonder what this would look like in Sala City, so Dook drags him through The Dreamlands to an alternative Sala City where it is true.  == INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS’ LIVING ROOM — NIGHT ==  &amp;#039;&amp;#039;The room is lit only by the TV. On screen: a cheaply cheerful dystopia. Smiling people line up. Each has a &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;number tattooed&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; on their forearm....&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Dook]] and [[Flops]] watches a scary TV show about an alternative reality where everyone has a number tattooed on them. Flops then wonder what this would look like in [[Sala City]], so Dook drags him through [[The Dreamlands]] to an alternative Sala City where it is true.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS’ LIVING ROOM — NIGHT ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The room is lit only by the TV. On screen: a cheaply cheerful dystopia. Smiling people line up. Each has a &#039;&#039;&#039;number tattooed&#039;&#039;&#039; on their forearm. A laugh track fires at the wrong moments.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;“Remember, your number keeps you safe!”&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops squints at the screen.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; This is creepy. Why are they all so… proud of it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook tilts his head, listening to something no one else hears.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Numbers like being worn. They feel important.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;On TV, a kid shows his number to the camera. Applause.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay, nope. If Sala City did this, I’d move. Immediately. Underground. Possibly into soup.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook smiles, gentle and certain.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; We can check.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Check what?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook stands. The room’s lines begin to &#039;&#039;&#039;wiggle&#039;&#039;&#039;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== EXT. DREAMLANDS → SALA CITY (ALTERNATE) — NIGHT ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Reality peels like wallpaper. The Dreamlands slide aside and reform into &#039;&#039;&#039;Sala City&#039;&#039;&#039;, familiar shapes turned rigid. Streetlights hum with authority. Billboards flash &#039;&#039;&#039;“YOU ARE SEEN.”&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;People pass. Every wrist bears a &#039;&#039;&#039;number&#039;&#039;&#039;. No names. No eye contact.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; …Oh. Oh no. They really committed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A kiosk. The STOAT stands behind the counter. A neat number on his arm.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;STOAT&#039;&#039;&#039; Number?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; I don’t— I mean— I have a name.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;STOAT&#039;&#039;&#039; (patient, hollow) That’s cute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A SCANNER chirps. Red light.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;SCANNER&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Unregistered.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Two OFFICERS appear, polite smiles stapled on.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;OFFICER&#039;&#039;&#039; Sir, please stop being ambiguous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; I’m not ambiguous, I’m specific! I’m—!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook steps between them.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; He’s new to counting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;OFFICER&#039;&#039;&#039; Everyone counts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook gently touches the scanner. It shows ∞. The machine freezes, confused.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;SCANNER&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;…Processing…&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Some things don’t finish.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The officers blink. They forget why they’re there.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;OFFICER&#039;&#039;&#039; Nice weather.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They wander off.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; So what happens if you don’t have a number?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook gestures to the city.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; You still exist. The city just pretends you don’t.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A giant screen flickers: “IDENTITY = ORDER.” The crowd applauds on cue.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; That’s worse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A CHILD tugs their sleeve, whispers.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;CHILD&#039;&#039;&#039; I had a name once.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The screen blares. The child is gently ushered away by smiling ushers.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay. Take me back. Please. I choose soup.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook nods.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Numbers are useful. People are not numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He opens a door that wasn’t there.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. LIVING ROOM — NIGHT ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They’re back. The TV now shows static.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;FLOPS&#039;&#039;&#039; I’m never complaining about paperwork again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook sits, content.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DOOK&#039;&#039;&#039; Paper remembers. Cities forget.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The TV flickers one last time: a wrist, a number… then snow.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;END.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; 🎃&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Shorts]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Nostalgic_Matter&amp;diff=1154</id>
		<title>Nostalgic Matter</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Nostalgic_Matter&amp;diff=1154"/>
		<updated>2026-01-29T15:47:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Undo revision 1094 by LoreBot (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox concept&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Nostalgic Matter&lt;br /&gt;
| type = Metaphysical Substance&lt;br /&gt;
| origin = [[The Dreamlands]]&lt;br /&gt;
| first_appearance = [[Dream Sequence]]&lt;br /&gt;
| category = [[Concepts]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Nostalgic Matter&#039;&#039;&#039; is a metaphysical substance formed from emotion and memory, typically appearing when dreams or forgotten experiences gain density. It is known to shimmer faintly in the presence of strong sentiment and is often collected by [[The Scribe]] for bureaucratic purposes within [[The Dreamlands]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Description ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Appears as glowing threads or mist that hum softly.&lt;br /&gt;
* Exists between physical and emotional states, able to restore lost ideas.&lt;br /&gt;
* Reacts to memory recall, nostalgia, and deja vu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Usage ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Used in Dreamlands bureaucracy as a stabilizing material for half-formed ideas.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sometimes harnessed by [[Dook]] to repair memory fractures.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* If concentrated, can create small rifts into forgotten timelines.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mentioned in multiple [[Non-Canon]] episodes as an aesthetic metaphor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dreamlands]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=1153</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=1153"/>
		<updated>2026-01-29T12:41:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Welcome to the Dook &amp;amp; Flops Wiki! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This wiki is meant to be the series-bible for everything regarding [[Dook]] &amp;amp; [[Flops]], from [[Characters|character]] information, [[Locations|location]] information, to [[Episodes|episode]] draft and more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A mobile navigation can be found [[Mobile Nav|here]]. Due to a bug, mobile users wishing to use the desktop site, must click on the &#039;&#039;Desktop&#039;&#039; link twice. We hope to fix this issue soon. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We hope you&#039;ll enjoy the Dook &amp;amp; Flops universe!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Navbox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Navigation&lt;br /&gt;
| group1 = [[Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list1 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = Main Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Dook|Dook Ferret]] • [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = B-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Odie Yotie]] • [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]] • [[Vivian Wease]] • [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = C-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Bank Frog]] • [[Officer Barky]] • [[Aikido Sensei]] • [[The Billboard Rep]] • [[Birdie Brian]] • [[Boingo]] • [[Gnomes]] • [[Cultists]] • [[Lola Goldenpaw]] • [[Shiba Scientist]] • [[Judge Claude]] • [[Dr. Molar]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group4 = Others&lt;br /&gt;
  | list4 = [[Unbeasts]] • [[Narrative Echoes]] • [[Doodleook]] • [[The Librarian]] • [[The Scribe]] • [[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shopkeeper]] • [[Pocket Elephant]] • [[Dreamland Meadows Cow]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
| group2 = [[Objects]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list2 = [[The Fridge]] • [[Nostalgic Matter]] • [[Memory Crystallizer]] • [[The Cactus]] • [[Joos]]&lt;br /&gt;
| group3 = [[Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list3 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = [[Sala City]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[The Kiosk]] • [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]] • [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]] • [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]] • [[The Bank]] • [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]] • [[Abandoned Gas Station]] • [[Radio Station]] • [[City Square]] • [[Strip Mall]] • [[Police Station]] • [[The Dojo]] • [[The Data Center]] • [[Sala City Dentistry]] • [[The Bakery]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = [[The Dreamlands]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Unbeast Lair]] • [[Hall of Echoes]] • [[Library of Things That Didn’t Happen]] • [[Palace of Ferns]] • [[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shop]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
| group4 = [[Episodes]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list4 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = Genesis Set&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Roll With the Punches]] • [[Aftermath of Chaos]] • [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = Non-Canon&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Beechball Bonanza]] • [[Data Bark Center]] • [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]] • [[The Drög Life]] • [[We Got Gnomes]] • [[Cloudberry Waffles]] • [[The Present Tense]] • [[Only When Observed]] • [[Piranha Tank]] • [[Cartoon Physics]] • [[When Pigs Fly]] • [[The Compound of None]] • [[Exponential Logarithms]] • [[The Garden of Remembrance]] • [[A Tiny Mishap]] • [[Tooth and Consequences]] • [[The Digital Cocoon]] • [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = Shorts&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Shirt Incident]] • [[Onion Dare]] • [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=1152</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=1152"/>
		<updated>2026-01-29T12:34:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Welcome to the Dook &amp;amp; Flops Wiki! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This wiki is meant to be the series-bible for everything regarding [[Dook]] &amp;amp; [[Flops]], from [[Characters|character]] information, [[Locations|location]] information, to [[Episodes|episode]] draft and more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A mobile navigation can be found [[Mobile Nav|here]]. Due to a bug, mobile users wishing to use the desktop site, must click on the &#039;&#039;Desktop&#039;&#039; link twice. We hope to fix this issue soon. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We hope you&#039;ll enjoy the Dook &amp;amp; Flops universe!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Navbox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Navigation&lt;br /&gt;
| group1 = [[Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list1 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = Main Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Dook|Dook Ferret]] • [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = B-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Odie Yotie]] • [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]] • [[Vivian Wease]] • [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = C-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Bank Frog]] • [[Officer Barky]] • [[Aikido Sensei]] • [[The Billboard Rep]] • [[Birdie Brian]] • [[Boingo]] • [[Gnomes]] • [[Cultists]] • [[Lola Goldenpaw]] • [[Shiba Scientist]] • [[Judge Claude]] • [[Dr. Molar]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group4 = Others&lt;br /&gt;
  | list4 = [[Unbeasts]] • [[Narrative Echoes]] • [[The Cactus]] • [[Doodleook]] • [[The Librarian]] • [[The Scribe]] • [[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shopkeeper]] • [[Pocket Elephant]] • [[Dreamland Meadows Cow]] • [[The Fridge]] • [[Nostalgic Matter]] • [[Memory Crystallizer]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
| group2 = [[Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list2 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = [[Sala City]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[The Kiosk]] • [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]] • [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]] • [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]] • [[The Bank]] • [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]] • [[Abandoned Gas Station]] • [[Radio Station]] • [[City Square]] • [[Strip Mall]] • [[Police Station]] • [[The Dojo]] • [[The Data Center]] • [[Sala City Dentistry]] • [[The Bakery]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = [[The Dreamlands]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Unbeast Lair]] • [[Hall of Echoes]] • [[Library of Things That Didn’t Happen]] • [[Palace of Ferns]] • [[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shop]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
| group3 = [[Episodes]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list3 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = Genesis Set&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Roll With the Punches]] • [[Aftermath of Chaos]] • [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = Non-Canon&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Beechball Bonanza]] • [[Data Bark Center]] • [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]] • [[The Drög Life]] • [[We Got Gnomes]] • [[Cloudberry Waffles]] • [[The Present Tense]] • [[Only When Observed]] • [[Piranha Tank]] • [[Cartoon Physics]] • [[When Pigs Fly]] • [[The Compound of None]] • [[Exponential Logarithms]] • [[The Garden of Remembrance]] • [[A Tiny Mishap]] • [[Tooth and Consequences]] • [[The Digital Cocoon]] • [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = Shorts&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Shirt Incident]] • [[Onion Dare]] • [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Mobile_Nav&amp;diff=1147</id>
		<title>Mobile Nav</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-27T12:36:43Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;This is the alternative navigation page. It exists because mobile view does not render navigation boxes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Characters]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Main Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook|Dook Ferret]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== B-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie Yotie]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian Wease]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== C-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank Frog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Officer Barky]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aikido Sensei]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Billboard Rep]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Birdie Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Others ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeasts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Narrative Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Locations]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sala City]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Kiosk]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abandoned Gas Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Radio Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[City Square]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Strip Mall]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Police Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Dojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[The Dreamlands]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeast Lair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hall of Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Episodes]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Genesis Set ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Non-Canon ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Shorts ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Onion Dare]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Episodes&amp;diff=1146</id>
		<title>Episodes</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-27T12:36:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Episodes of Dook &amp;amp; Flops can be found here. Note that demo episodes are for internal universe building use.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The series [[Episode Structure]] narrates how the episodes should be laid out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Genesis Set ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Other Demo Episodes ==&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Shorts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Onion Dare]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Episodes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Characters&amp;diff=1145</id>
		<title>Characters</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-27T12:35:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;This page contains a complete list of characters who appear in the series. It includes the main duo, recurring side characters, and one-time appearances, as well as figures from the stranger corners of the world.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Main Characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Dook]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a green ferret from the [[The Dreamlands|Dreamlands]], naive and indestructible.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Flops]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a red fox, impulsive, fast-talking, and central to most plots. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== B-Cast ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Odie Yotie]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a coyote attorney, opportunistic and mischievous.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Vivian Wease]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a weasel used car saleswoman, dark coat, mildly dishonest.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[The Stoat]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a Canadian store clerk working at the [[The Kiosk|Kiosk]] in his early 20s, unbothered demeanor.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is the mayor of [[Sala City]], whimsical and unaware.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== C-Cast ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[The Bank Frog]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is in her 50s with dry personality, like denying loans.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Officer Barky]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a hound in his 40s, Sala City law enforcement.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Aikido Sensei]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a non-housecat feline, mid-40s, highest aikido rank.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[The Billboard Rep]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a swine in his 50s, stressed and overworked.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Birdie Brian]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is working at the [[Radio Station]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Boingo]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a cheerful dog who operates the [[Data Bark Center]], combining technical savvy with loyalty.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[The Fridge]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a sentient kitchen appliance who dispenses both snacks and life advice to [[Flops]].&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Other ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Unbeasts]]&#039;&#039;&#039; are native to the [[The Dreamlands|Dreamlands]], but cannot be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[The Librarian]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a multidimensional frog-like archivist who maintains the [[Library of Things That Didn’t Happen]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[The Scribe]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a self-writing robe and quill that serves as a Dreamlands bureaucrat.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Pocket Elephant]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a tiny elephant living in [[Flops]]’ pocket, offering dry philosophical commentary.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shopkeeper]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a cryptic merchant selling unpredictable curiosities.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Memory Crystallizer]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a handheld Dreamlands artifact capable of storing memories as glowing crystals.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Nostalgic Matter]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a metaphysical substance formed from emotion and memory, used to restore reality.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Narrative Echoes]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sentient ideas that were forgotten or never written. They take vague shapes and may speak in half-formed metaphors.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[The Cactus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is Vivian&#039;s mysterious ward.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Doodleook]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is a literal blue ballpoint pen sketched version of [[Dook]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=1144</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-27T12:33:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Welcome to the Dook &amp;amp; Flops Wiki! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This wiki is meant to be the series-bible for everything regarding [[Dook]] &amp;amp; [[Flops]], from [[Characters|character]] information, [[Locations|location]] information, to [[Episodes|episode]] draft and more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A mobile navigation can be found [[Mobile Nav|here]]. Due to a bug, mobile users wishing to use the desktop site, must click on the &#039;&#039;Desktop&#039;&#039; link twice. We hope to fix this issue soon. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We hope you&#039;ll enjoy the Dook &amp;amp; Flops universe!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Navbox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Navigation&lt;br /&gt;
| group1 = [[Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list1 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = Main Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Dook|Dook Ferret]] • [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = B-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Odie Yotie]] • [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]] • [[Vivian Wease]] • [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = C-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Bank Frog]] • [[Officer Barky]] • [[Aikido Sensei]] • [[The Billboard Rep]] • [[Birdie Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group4 = Others&lt;br /&gt;
  | list4 = [[Unbeasts]] • [[Narrative Echoes]] • [[The Cactus]] • [[Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| group2 = [[Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list2 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = [[Sala City]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[The Kiosk]] • [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]] • [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]] • [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]] • [[The Bank]] • [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]] • [[Abandoned Gas Station]] • [[Radio Station]] • [[City Square]] • [[Strip Mall]] • [[Police Station]] • [[The Dojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = [[The Dreamlands]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Unbeast Lair]] • [[Hall of Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
| group3 = [[Episodes]]&lt;br /&gt;
| list3 =&lt;br /&gt;
  {{Navbox|child&lt;br /&gt;
  | group1 = Genesis Set&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Roll With the Punches]] • [[Aftermath of Chaos]] • [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = Non-Canon&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Beechball Bonanza]] • [[Data Bark Center]] • [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]] • [[The Drög Life]] • [[We Got Gnomes]] • [[Cloudberry Waffles]] • [[The Present Tense]] • [[Only When Observed]] • [[Piranha Tank]] • [[Cartoon Physics]] • [[When Pigs Fly]] • [[The Compound of None]] • [[Exponential Logarithms]] • [[The Garden of Remembrance]] • [[A Tiny Mishap]] • [[Tooth and Consequences]] • [[The Digital Cocoon]] • [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = Shorts&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Shirt Incident]] • [[Onion Dare]] • [[Dook and Doodleook]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Dook_and_Doodleook&amp;diff=1143</id>
		<title>Dook and Doodleook</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-27T11:58:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Created page with &amp;quot;Dook meets Doodleook on a quiet side street in Sala City, the kind of side street with a bench that exists mostly to suggest sitting.   &amp;#039;&amp;#039;On the curb sits a ferret.. Blue.. Not &amp;#039;&amp;#039;blue fur&amp;#039;&amp;#039; blue, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Blue pen&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; blue. He’s clearly Dook. Same shape. Same posture. Same friendly neutrality.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;  &amp;#039;&amp;#039;But he’s drawn — visibly drawn — in uneven ballpoint lines. Some strokes are darker where the pen lingered. Some lines trail off where whoever was drawing clearly...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Dook]] meets [[Doodleook]] on a quiet side street in [[Sala City]], the kind of side street with a bench that exists mostly to suggest sitting. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;On the curb sits a ferret.. Blue.. Not &#039;&#039;blue fur&#039;&#039; blue, &#039;&#039;&#039;Blue pen&#039;&#039;&#039; blue. He’s clearly Dook. Same shape. Same posture. Same friendly neutrality.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;But he’s drawn — visibly drawn — in uneven ballpoint lines. Some strokes are darker where the pen lingered. Some lines trail off where whoever was drawing clearly got distracted.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;His outline jitters like a doodle on the corner of a notebook when the page is being nudged. Dook stops.. Then tilts his head.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (pleasantly surprised):&#039;&#039;&#039; “Oh! I’ve seen you before.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The blue ferret looks up. One eye is a proper circle. The other is three circles, one crossed out.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Doodleook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “Hi!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;His voice sounds exactly like Dook’s, except slightly faster, like it was written in the margins.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “You’re me, but… flatter.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Doodleook (proud):&#039;&#039;&#039; “Two-dimensional-ish!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He stands up. His feet don’t quite touch the pavement — they’re hovering at “artist didn’t bother with shadows” height.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Up close, it’s obvious what’s going on.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Cross-hatching where fur would be. A few erased lines still faintly visible. A tail that loops twice because the pen never lifted.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “Why are you blue?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Doodleook looks down at himself, as if noticing this for the first time.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Doodleook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “Oh! That’s easy. I’m drawn in blue pen.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He says this like it explains everything. Because it does.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A car passes behind them. Its color bleeds slightly into Doodleook for a frame before snapping back.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “That makes sense.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They sit next to each other. Dook sits &#039;&#039;&#039;on&#039;&#039;&#039; the curb. Doodleook sits &#039;&#039;&#039;on the idea of the curb&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Doodleook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “I only exist when someone is thinking about you without committing to you.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (delighted):&#039;&#039;&#039; “That’s where I live too!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Doodleook grins. His mouth redraws itself twice to get it right.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Doodleook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “I’m the version of you people draw while on the phone. Or during meetings. Or when they’re supposed to be doing math.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “Oh. I like math.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Doodleook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “Me too! But I never finish it.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He gestures vaguely and a half-drawn equation appears in the air, crossed out, replaced with a tiny fern.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;From across the street, Flops yells something about a parking sign that “definitely wasn’t there a second ago.”&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook waves back.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “Do you drink cocoa?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Doodleook (thinking hard):&#039;&#039;&#039; “I can be &#039;&#039;drawn&#039;&#039; drinking cocoa.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “That’s close enough.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook mimes holding a mug. Doodleook immediately gains a blue-pen mug, complete with steam made of squiggles.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They sip. Dook drinks. Doodleook traces a sip line and makes a satisfied noise.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A breeze goes through Sala City. A few of Doodleook’s lines wobble, like the page is being turned.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Doodleook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “Oh! I think the notebook’s closing.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “Okay. See you later.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Doodleook (cheerful, already fading):&#039;&#039;&#039; “Probably! I show up a lot!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He smears sideways slightly, like ink dragged by a thumb, then pops out of existence with a faint &#039;&#039;skrsh&#039;&#039; sound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dook looks at the empty curb, there’s a small blue doodle left behind: &#039;&#039;&#039;Two dots, a smile, and a fern.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook:&#039;&#039;&#039; “That was nice.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He gets up and wanders off to rejoin Flops, leaving the doodle exactly where it is — until the city gently forgets it, one line at a time.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Shorts]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Doodleook&amp;diff=1142</id>
		<title>Doodleook</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-27T11:35:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Created page with &amp;quot;{{Infobox character | name = Doodleook | image = Image_of_Doodleook.png | alt = DALL-E Render of Doodleook | caption = DALL-E Render of Doodleook | species = Blue ballpoint pen ink sketched ferret | age =  | birthday =  | gender = Male | first_appearance =  | role =  | residency =  }}  &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Doodleook&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is a blue ballpoint pen sketched ferret. He is literarily Dook, but sketched.  == Personality ==  == Abilities ==  == Appearance ==  * &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Fur:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Blue ballpoint pen ink...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox character&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Doodleook&lt;br /&gt;
| image = Image_of_Doodleook.png&lt;br /&gt;
| alt = DALL-E Render of Doodleook&lt;br /&gt;
| caption = DALL-E Render of Doodleook&lt;br /&gt;
| species = Blue ballpoint pen ink sketched ferret&lt;br /&gt;
| age = &lt;br /&gt;
| birthday = &lt;br /&gt;
| gender = Male&lt;br /&gt;
| first_appearance = &lt;br /&gt;
| role = &lt;br /&gt;
| residency = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Doodleook&#039;&#039;&#039; is a blue ballpoint pen sketched ferret. He is literarily [[Dook]], but sketched.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Personality ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Abilities ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Appearance ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Fur:&#039;&#039;&#039; Blue ballpoint pen ink&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Eyes:&#039;&#039;&#039; Absence of ink&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nose:&#039;&#039;&#039; Absence of ink &lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Clothing:&#039;&#039;&#039; Blue ballpoint pen ink&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Trait:&#039;&#039;&#039; Always sketched with a blue ballpoint pen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Relationships ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;“Sketchy!” — Doodleook&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Mobile_Nav&amp;diff=1139</id>
		<title>Mobile Nav</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-09T17:11:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;This is the alternative navigation page. It exists because mobile view does not render navigation boxes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Characters]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Main Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook|Dook Ferret]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== B-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie Yotie]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian Wease]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== C-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank Frog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Officer Barky]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aikido Sensei]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Billboard Rep]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Birdie Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Others ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeasts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Narrative Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Locations]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sala City]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Kiosk]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abandoned Gas Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Radio Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[City Square]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Strip Mall]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Police Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Dojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[The Dreamlands]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeast Lair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hall of Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Episodes]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Genesis Set ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Non-Canon ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Shorts ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Onion Dare]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Mobile_Nav&amp;diff=1138</id>
		<title>Mobile Nav</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Mobile_Nav&amp;diff=1138"/>
		<updated>2026-01-09T17:11:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;This is the alternative navigation page. It exists because mobile view does not render navigation boxes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Characters]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Main Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook|Dook Ferret]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== B-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie Yotie]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian Wease]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== C-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank Frog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Officer Barky]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aikido Sensei]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Billboard Rep]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Birdie Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Others ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeasts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Narrative Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Locations]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sala City]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Kiosk]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abandoned Gas Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Radio Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[City Square]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Strip Mall]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Police Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Dojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[The Dreamlands]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeast Lair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hall of Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Episodes]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Genesis Set ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Non-Canon ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Shorts ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Onion Dare]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Episodes&amp;diff=1137</id>
		<title>Episodes</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-09T17:10:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Episodes of Dook &amp;amp; Flops can be found here. Note that demo episodes are for internal universe building use.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The series [[Episode Structure]] narrates how the episodes should be laid out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Genesis Set ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Other Demo Episodes ==&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Shorts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Onion Dare]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Episodes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=1136</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-09T17:10:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Welcome to the Dook &amp;amp; Flops Wiki! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This wiki is meant to be the series-bible for everything regarding [[Dook]] &amp;amp; [[Flops]], from [[Characters|character]] information, [[Locations|location]] information, to [[Episodes|episode]] draft and more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A mobile navigation can be found [[Mobile Nav|here]]. Due to a bug, mobile users wishing to use the desktop site, must click on the &#039;&#039;Desktop&#039;&#039; link twice. We hope to fix this issue soon. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We hope you&#039;ll enjoy the Dook &amp;amp; Flops universe!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Navbox&lt;br /&gt;
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| group1 = [[Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
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  | group1 = Main Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Dook|Dook Ferret]] • [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = B-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Odie Yotie]] • [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]] • [[Vivian Wease]] • [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = C-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Bank Frog]] • [[Officer Barky]] • [[Aikido Sensei]] • [[The Billboard Rep]] • [[Birdie Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group4 = Others&lt;br /&gt;
  | list4 = [[Unbeasts]] • [[Narrative Echoes]] • [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| group2 = [[Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
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  | group1 = [[Sala City]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[The Kiosk]] • [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]] • [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]] • [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]] • [[The Bank]] • [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]] • [[Abandoned Gas Station]] • [[Radio Station]] • [[City Square]] • [[Strip Mall]] • [[Police Station]] • [[The Dojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = [[The Dreamlands]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Unbeast Lair]] • [[Hall of Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| group3 = [[Episodes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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  | group1 = Genesis Set&lt;br /&gt;
  | list1 = [[Roll With the Punches]] • [[Aftermath of Chaos]] • [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = Non-Canon&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Beechball Bonanza]] • [[Data Bark Center]] • [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]] • [[The Drög Life]] • [[We Got Gnomes]] • [[Cloudberry Waffles]] • [[The Present Tense]] • [[Only When Observed]] • [[Piranha Tank]] • [[Cartoon Physics]] • [[When Pigs Fly]] • [[The Compound of None]] • [[Exponential Logarithms]] • [[The Garden of Remembrance]] • [[A Tiny Mishap]] • [[Tooth and Consequences]] • [[The Digital Cocoon]] • [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = Shorts&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Shirt Incident]] • [[Onion Dare]]&lt;br /&gt;
  }}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Onion_Dare&amp;diff=1135</id>
		<title>Onion Dare</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-09T17:10:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Flops]] accepts a seemingly harmless onion-eating challenge from [[The Stoat]], only to flip the game by baiting him into biting an onion quietly smuggled in from [[The Dreamlands]] by [[Dook]]. Reality wobbles, memories scramble, and the trio part ways laughing, with The Stoat wisely swearing off onions for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(leaning against the kiosk, bored)&#039;&#039;&#039; So what’s with the stare, maple menace?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(sliding a raw onion onto the counter like contraband)&#039;&#039;&#039; Bet you can’t eat this. Whole. Under a minute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(squints at it)&#039;&#039;&#039; That’s it? No sauce? No grill? No—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(checks an imaginary watch)&#039;&#039;&#039; Timer starts when you bite. Pride rules apply.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(materializing beside Flops, holding a mug)&#039;&#039;&#039; I once watched a star eat itself. It cried less than you’re about to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(snorts, grabs the onion)&#039;&#039;&#039; Please. I’ve eaten gas-station sushi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(grinning)&#039;&#039;&#039; Thirty seconds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(bites hard)&#039;&#039;&#039; …CRUNCH.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(two seconds later, eyes watering)&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay—still—fine—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(chewing faster, voice cracking)&#039;&#039;&#039; Th’seem f—nn—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(gently)&#039;&#039;&#039; You’re turning the color of regret.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(halfway through, tears streaming, pacing)&#039;&#039;&#039; I’M NOT CRYING THE ONION IS ATTACKING ME—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(counting down)&#039;&#039;&#039; Ten… nine…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(shoves the rest in, cheeks full, emits a sound that should not exist)&#039;&#039;&#039; MMMRRRRGH—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(ding noise with his mouth)&#039;&#039;&#039; Time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(freezes, then swallows, collapses onto the sidewalk)&#039;&#039;&#039; I can see sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(offers cocoa)&#039;&#039;&#039; For your soul.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(already setting out another onion)&#039;&#039;&#039; Double or nothing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(weak thumbs-up)&#039;&#039;&#039; I hate you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(cheerful)&#039;&#039;&#039; Friendship!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(slowly gets up, wipes his face with his sleeve, breathes out once)&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(smug, already victorious)&#039;&#039;&#039; See? Kiosk rules. Pride settled.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(smirks, eyes still red, reaches into his jacket)&#039;&#039;&#039; Yeah. About that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(sets a second onion on the counter)&#039;&#039;&#039; Your turn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(blinks)&#039;&#039;&#039; Where’d you get another onion?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(standing very still, hands behind his back, smiling like a child who has hidden a universe)&#039;&#039;&#039; …&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(taps the onion)&#039;&#039;&#039; Same rules. Whole. Under a minute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(narrows eyes, sniffs it)&#039;&#039;&#039; Smells… normal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(grinning wider)&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(shrugs, bites immediately)&#039;&#039;&#039; CRUNCH.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(two seconds in)&#039;&#039;&#039; Pfft. Easier than yours.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(casually)&#039;&#039;&#039; By the way, that one’s from the Dreamlands.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(freezes mid-chew)&#039;&#039;&#039; ...what.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(softly, kindly)&#039;&#039;&#039; It remembers being eaten.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(chewing resumes, then stops again)&#039;&#039;&#039; Why does it taste like my childhood &#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039; tax fraud?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(eyes unfocus)&#039;&#039;&#039; Why is it whispering my name—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(checks imaginary watch)&#039;&#039;&#039; Forty seconds left.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(sweating, chewing faster)&#039;&#039;&#039; It’s… crunchy in directions—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(voice echoes slightly, like he’s in a hallway)&#039;&#039;&#039; Why is the kiosk older than me—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(tilts head)&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh. It reached the existential layer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(suddenly swallows, staggers back)&#039;&#039;&#039; I just lived three winters that didn’t happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(deadpan)&#039;&#039;&#039; Time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(collapses onto a milk crate, staring into nothing)&#039;&#039;&#039; Do onions normally apologize?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(brightly)&#039;&#039;&#039; Only the honest ones.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(after a long pause)&#039;&#039;&#039; ...double or nothing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(already crying again, laughing this time)&#039;&#039;&#039; I &#039;&#039;knew&#039;&#039; you’d say that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(pulls out a third onion, glowing very faintly)&#039;&#039;&#039; I brought extras.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(slowly stands up, shakes his head hard, like he’s trying to knock loose a bad signal)&#039;&#039;&#039; Nope—no—reset—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(one last shake, then he exhales)&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay. Back in the kiosk. Mostly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(looks at Dook)&#039;&#039;&#039; ...I know you..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(looks at Flops)&#039;&#039;&#039; ..And I know you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(rubs his eyes, forces a weak grin)&#039;&#039;&#039; Uuh, I think I’ve had enough onions for a while, eh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(trying not to laugh)&#039;&#039;&#039; Totally fair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(nods solemnly, lifts the faintly glowing onion)&#039;&#039;&#039; It agrees.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(casually reaches between the &#039;&#039;outline&#039;&#039; of the snack rack, his arm passing through where shelves should be)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The air ripples slightly&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(withdraws his hand, now empty)&#039;&#039;&#039; Back where it can finish its thoughts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(stares at the rack)&#039;&#039;&#039; ...I’m not gonna ask.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(finally loses it, laughing)&#039;&#039;&#039; Probably smart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(laughing too, a little shaky)&#039;&#039;&#039; Yeah. Yeah that’s.. that’s enough weird for one shift.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(waves cheerfully)&#039;&#039;&#039; Goodbye! Guard your produce!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(finger guns)&#039;&#039;&#039; Later, maple lord.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(half-wave)&#039;&#039;&#039; Don’t come back with vegetables.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The trio&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(all laughing as Dook and Flops walk off down the sidewalk)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(after they’re gone, muttering to himself)&#039;&#039;&#039; ...I’m switching to candy for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Shorts]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Onion_Dare&amp;diff=1134</id>
		<title>Onion Dare</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-09T17:08:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Created page with &amp;quot;Flops accepts a seemingly harmless onion-eating challenge from The Stoat, only to flip the game by baiting him into biting an onion quietly smuggled in from the Dreamlands. Reality wobbles, memories scramble, and the trio part ways laughing, with The Stoat wisely swearing off onions for the foreseeable future.  &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;(leaning against the kiosk, bored)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; So what’s with the stare, maple menace?  &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The Stoat&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;(sliding a raw onion onto the counter like cont...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Flops accepts a seemingly harmless onion-eating challenge from The Stoat, only to flip the game by baiting him into biting an onion quietly smuggled in from the Dreamlands. Reality wobbles, memories scramble, and the trio part ways laughing, with The Stoat wisely swearing off onions for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(leaning against the kiosk, bored)&#039;&#039;&#039; So what’s with the stare, maple menace?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(sliding a raw onion onto the counter like contraband)&#039;&#039;&#039; Bet you can’t eat this. Whole. Under a minute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(squints at it)&#039;&#039;&#039; That’s it? No sauce? No grill? No—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(checks an imaginary watch)&#039;&#039;&#039; Timer starts when you bite. Pride rules apply.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(materializing beside Flops, holding a mug)&#039;&#039;&#039; I once watched a star eat itself. It cried less than you’re about to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(snorts, grabs the onion)&#039;&#039;&#039; Please. I’ve eaten gas-station sushi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(grinning)&#039;&#039;&#039; Thirty seconds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(bites hard)&#039;&#039;&#039; …CRUNCH.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(two seconds later, eyes watering)&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay—still—fine—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(chewing faster, voice cracking)&#039;&#039;&#039; Th’seem f—nn—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(gently)&#039;&#039;&#039; You’re turning the color of regret.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(halfway through, tears streaming, pacing)&#039;&#039;&#039; I’M NOT CRYING THE ONION IS ATTACKING ME—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(counting down)&#039;&#039;&#039; Ten… nine…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(shoves the rest in, cheeks full, emits a sound that should not exist)&#039;&#039;&#039; MMMRRRRGH—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(ding noise with his mouth)&#039;&#039;&#039; Time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(freezes, then swallows, collapses onto the sidewalk)&#039;&#039;&#039; I can see sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(offers cocoa)&#039;&#039;&#039; For your soul.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(already setting out another onion)&#039;&#039;&#039; Double or nothing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(weak thumbs-up)&#039;&#039;&#039; I hate you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(cheerful)&#039;&#039;&#039; Friendship!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(slowly gets up, wipes his face with his sleeve, breathes out once)&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(smug, already victorious)&#039;&#039;&#039; See? Kiosk rules. Pride settled.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(smirks, eyes still red, reaches into his jacket)&#039;&#039;&#039; Yeah. About that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(sets a second onion on the counter)&#039;&#039;&#039; Your turn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(blinks)&#039;&#039;&#039; Where’d you get another onion?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(standing very still, hands behind his back, smiling like a child who has hidden a universe)&#039;&#039;&#039; …&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(taps the onion)&#039;&#039;&#039; Same rules. Whole. Under a minute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(narrows eyes, sniffs it)&#039;&#039;&#039; Smells… normal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(grinning wider)&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(shrugs, bites immediately)&#039;&#039;&#039; CRUNCH.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(two seconds in)&#039;&#039;&#039; Pfft. Easier than yours.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(casually)&#039;&#039;&#039; By the way, that one’s from the Dreamlands.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(freezes mid-chew)&#039;&#039;&#039; ...what.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(softly, kindly)&#039;&#039;&#039; It remembers being eaten.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(chewing resumes, then stops again)&#039;&#039;&#039; Why does it taste like my childhood &#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039; tax fraud?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(eyes unfocus)&#039;&#039;&#039; Why is it whispering my name—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(checks imaginary watch)&#039;&#039;&#039; Forty seconds left.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(sweating, chewing faster)&#039;&#039;&#039; It’s… crunchy in directions—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(voice echoes slightly, like he’s in a hallway)&#039;&#039;&#039; Why is the kiosk older than me—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(tilts head)&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh. It reached the existential layer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(suddenly swallows, staggers back)&#039;&#039;&#039; I just lived three winters that didn’t happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(deadpan)&#039;&#039;&#039; Time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(collapses onto a milk crate, staring into nothing)&#039;&#039;&#039; Do onions normally apologize?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(brightly)&#039;&#039;&#039; Only the honest ones.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(after a long pause)&#039;&#039;&#039; ...double or nothing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(already crying again, laughing this time)&#039;&#039;&#039; I &#039;&#039;knew&#039;&#039; you’d say that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(pulls out a third onion, glowing very faintly)&#039;&#039;&#039; I brought extras.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(slowly stands up, shakes his head hard, like he’s trying to knock loose a bad signal)&#039;&#039;&#039; Nope—no—reset—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(one last shake, then he exhales)&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay. Back in the kiosk. Mostly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(looks at Dook)&#039;&#039;&#039; ...I know you..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(looks at Flops)&#039;&#039;&#039; ..And I know you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(rubs his eyes, forces a weak grin)&#039;&#039;&#039; Uuh, I think I’ve had enough onions for a while, eh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(trying not to laugh)&#039;&#039;&#039; Totally fair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(nods solemnly, lifts the faintly glowing onion)&#039;&#039;&#039; It agrees.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(casually reaches between the &#039;&#039;outline&#039;&#039; of the snack rack, his arm passing through where shelves should be)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The air ripples slightly&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(withdraws his hand, now empty)&#039;&#039;&#039; Back where it can finish its thoughts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(stares at the rack)&#039;&#039;&#039; ...I’m not gonna ask.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(finally loses it, laughing)&#039;&#039;&#039; Probably smart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(laughing too, a little shaky)&#039;&#039;&#039; Yeah. Yeah that’s.. that’s enough weird for one shift.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(waves cheerfully)&#039;&#039;&#039; Goodbye! Guard your produce!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(finger guns)&#039;&#039;&#039; Later, maple lord.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(half-wave)&#039;&#039;&#039; Don’t come back with vegetables.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The trio&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(all laughing as Dook and Flops walk off down the sidewalk)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;(after they’re gone, muttering to himself)&#039;&#039;&#039; ...I’m switching to candy for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Shorts]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Episodes&amp;diff=1121</id>
		<title>Episodes</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Episodes&amp;diff=1121"/>
		<updated>2025-12-31T19:05:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Episodes of Dook &amp;amp; Flops can be found here. Note that demo episodes are for internal universe building use.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The series [[Episode Structure]] narrates how the episodes should be laid out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Genesis Set ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Other Demo Episodes ==&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Shorts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Episodes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=1120</id>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
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  | list1 = [[Dook|Dook Ferret]] • [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = B-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Odie Yotie]] • [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]] • [[Vivian Wease]] • [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group3 = C-Cast&lt;br /&gt;
  | list3 = [[The Bank Frog]] • [[Officer Barky]] • [[Aikido Sensei]] • [[The Billboard Rep]] • [[Birdie Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
  | group4 = Others&lt;br /&gt;
  | list4 = [[Unbeasts]] • [[Narrative Echoes]] • [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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  | list1 = [[The Kiosk]] • [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]] • [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]] • [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]] • [[The Bank]] • [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]] • [[Abandoned Gas Station]] • [[Radio Station]] • [[City Square]] • [[Strip Mall]] • [[Police Station]] • [[The Dojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
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  | list1 = [[Roll With the Punches]] • [[Aftermath of Chaos]] • [[Escape from Winter]] (2/3 Complete)&lt;br /&gt;
  | group2 = Non-Canon&lt;br /&gt;
  | list2 = [[Beechball Bonanza]] • [[Data Bark Center]] • [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]] • [[The Drög Life]] • [[We Got Gnomes]] • [[Cloudberry Waffles]] • [[The Present Tense]] • [[Only When Observed]] • [[Piranha Tank]] • [[Cartoon Physics]] • [[When Pigs Fly]] • [[The Compound of None]] • [[Exponential Logarithms]] • [[The Garden of Remembrance]] • [[A Tiny Mishap]] • [[Tooth and Consequences]] • [[The Digital Cocoon]] • [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This is the alternative navigation page. It exists because mobile view does not render navigation boxes.&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Characters]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Main Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook|Dook Ferret]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flops|Flops Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== B-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie Yotie]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack O&#039;Bunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian Wease]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Stoat]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== C-Cast ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank Frog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Officer Barky]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aikido Sensei]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Billboard Rep]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Birdie Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Others ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeasts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Narrative Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Cactus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Locations]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sala City]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Kiosk]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dook and Flops&#039; House]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vivian&#039;s Car Dealership]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Bank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bunnyrack&#039;s Office]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abandoned Gas Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Radio Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[City Square]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Strip Mall]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Police Station]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Dojo]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[The Dreamlands]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Unbeast Lair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hall of Echoes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Episodes]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Genesis Set ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roll With the Punches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aftermath of Chaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Escape from Winter]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Non-Canon ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beechball Bonanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Data Bark Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Odie&#039;s Rigatoni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drög Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[We Got Gnomes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloudberry Waffles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Present Tense]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Only When Observed]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piranha Tank]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cartoon Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[When Pigs Fly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Compound of None]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Exponential Logarithms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Garden of Remembrance]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A Tiny Mishap]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tooth and Consequences]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Drip of Eternity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Shorts ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[The Shirt Incident]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>The Drip of Eternity</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Created page with &amp;quot;On Halloween, Sala City is seized by PermaPlay™, a “wellness” drip that makes hunger optional and citizens unable to stop gaming. Flops, Dook, Odie Yotie, and The Stoat trace the patches to the Wellness Optimization Bureau, where an app-ghost called The Drip feeds on nonstop uptime. With syrup sabotage and a forgotten Lunch Break bell, they sever the citywide link and bring taste, time, and soup back—at last.  == A — TV-PG Pre-In...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On Halloween, [[Sala City]] is seized by PermaPlay™, a “wellness” drip that makes hunger optional and citizens unable to stop gaming. [[Flops]], [[Dook]], [[Odie Yotie]], and [[The Stoat]] trace the patches to the [[Wellness Optimization Bureau]], where an app-ghost called [[The Drip]] feeds on nonstop uptime. With syrup sabotage and a forgotten [[Lunch Break bell]], they sever the citywide link and bring taste, time, and soup back—at last.&lt;br /&gt;
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== A — TV-PG Pre-Intro Segment ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Interior. Couch. Night. October rain taps the window like tiny fingernails. Flops is in his default habitat: couch-sunk, remote in paw, doomscrolling channels. A carved pumpkin on the coffee table stares at the TV like it’s watching too.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (squinting at the screen)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Sala City News, again? They’re going to tell me it’s ‘spooky season’ and then sell me a mortgage.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;The TV flickers. For one frame, the news anchor’s eyes are too wide. The pumpkin’s grin seems to match it.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;TV — Sala City News Anchor (smiling too hard)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Good evening, Sala City! Tonight’s top story: hunger is officially… &#039;&#039;optional.&#039;&#039;”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (freezes)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Nope. No. That’s cursed wording.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;TV — Anchor (cheerfully)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Introducing &#039;&#039;&#039;PermaPlay™&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;NutriLine™&#039;&#039;&#039; — a citywide wellness initiative so you can keep doing what you love… forever.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;B-roll: citizens in cozy gaming chairs. A soft, pastel patch on the arm. A thin tube vanishes off-frame. Everyone smiles like mannequins.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (dry)&#039;&#039;&#039; “That’s not wellness. That’s a hostage situation with branding.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Cut to a street interview. A citizen speaks without blinking, hands still moving like they’re holding an invisible controller.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Citizen (monotone joy)&#039;&#039;&#039; “I haven’t eaten in six days. I’m on my personal best.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (shudders)&#039;&#039;&#039; “I hate everything.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;A lower-third graphic scrolls: &#039;&#039;&#039;“FREE TRIAL: NO MEALS. NO BREAKS. NO PROBLEM.”&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;The words briefly warp into &#039;&#039;&#039;“NO ESCAPE.”&#039;&#039;&#039; Then snap back.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (from off-screen, delighted)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Friend Flops! The television is smiling at us!”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Dook steps into frame wearing a hat only he can see: a tiny witch hat made of folded receipts.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (doesn’t look away)&#039;&#039;&#039; “If the TV starts smiling at us, I’m moving to a cave.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (leans close, whispering)&#039;&#039;&#039; “The pumpkin is listening.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;The pumpkin’s candle goes out by itself.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (whispers back)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Don’t do that.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Title card smash, Halloween sting that’s slightly off-key.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== B — TV-PG Intro Segment ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Theme song. Dook does something physically impossible with a broom. Flops tries to act cool and fails. Odie appears briefly holding a contract like it’s a weapon. The Stoat waves from his kiosk, syrup bottle glinting ominously.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;End theme: a jack-o’-lantern made of an IV bag drip-drip-drips into a cup shaped like a game controller.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== C — TV-PG Story Segment Part 1 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Morning. Sala City is wrong.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;The streets are clean in an unsettling way, like a museum after closing. No café smells. No sizzling street food. No annoyed lunch lines. Just faint electronic clicking… like a million tiny buttons pressed in distant apartments.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Flops and Dook walk past a restaurant with the lights on and nobody inside. The menu board reads: &#039;&#039;&#039;“TODAY’S SPECIAL: NOTHING.”&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (grim)&#039;&#039;&#039; “The entire city feels like it’s holding its breath.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (cheerfully)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Perhaps it is practicing being a statue.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (points at a billboard)&#039;&#039;&#039; “No. Look.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A giant billboard shows Vivian Wease (in a sleek outfit, smile sharpened to a blade) presenting a product.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Billboard — Vivian (voiceover, too upbeat)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Tired of ‘needs’? Try &#039;&#039;&#039;PermaPlay™&#039;&#039;&#039;! Your body’s last update.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (narrows eyes)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Vivian’s voice. That’s her ‘I sold you a car with feelings’ voice.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (tilts head)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Her voice smells like sushi.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (blinks)&#039;&#039;&#039; “What does that even— you know what, not now.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They pass the Sala City Bank. The frog banker is outside for once, holding a clipboard like a funeral notice.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Frog Banker (deadpan)&#039;&#039;&#039; “We’re suspending lunch breaks. Forever.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (horrified)&#039;&#039;&#039; “That’s illegal.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Frog Banker (shrugs)&#039;&#039;&#039; “It’s in the new wellness policy.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (to Dook, whispering)&#039;&#039;&#039; “We need Odie.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (bright)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Yes! We need the law-o-yote!”&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Odie’s Office ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;[[Odie&#039;s Law Firm | Odie Yotie&#039;s Office]] smells like expensive paper and quiet threats. A framed certificate reads: &#039;&#039;&#039;“TRUST ME (legally binding).”&#039;&#039;&#039; There’s a cactus on his desk with a tiny “Get well soon” card.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (leaning back, smirking)&#039;&#039;&#039; “So the city’s been… ‘optimized.’ And you two want me to… what, sue reality?”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (fast)&#039;&#039;&#039; “People aren’t eating. They’re hooked to some nutrient drip thing. They’re glued to games. They don’t leave their chairs.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (eyes gleam)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Ah. A forced-arbitration dream. The purest form of evil.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (softly, distracted)&#039;&#039;&#039; “The cactus is angry.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (looks at cactus, then at Dook)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Don’t start.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (insistent)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Can you stop it?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (already reaching for a folder)&#039;&#039;&#039; “I can do better. I can make it &#039;&#039;regrettable&#039;&#039;.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;He flips open a document with a header: &#039;&#039;&#039;PermaPlay™ Participation Agreement&#039;&#039;&#039;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (reading, delighted)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Ohhh this is &#039;&#039;beautifully&#039;&#039; written. ‘By continuing to exist within municipal boundaries, you consent.’ That’s… ambitious.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (fur bristling)&#039;&#039;&#039; “They can’t do that!”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (smiling wider)&#039;&#039;&#039; “They can until someone makes it expensive.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (leans in, whispering)&#039;&#039;&#039; “The paper is hungry.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (pauses, then slowly)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Okay. We are going to find the source. And then we are going to introduce it to consequences.”&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The Stoat’s Kiosk ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[The Kiosk]] sits beside the bank like it’s hiding behind legitimacy. The Stoat is there, half-awake, leaning on the counter. A maple leaf sticker covers a small bullet hole in the glass.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (flat, Canadian accent)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Oh, hey, eh. You guys look like you walked into a cursed policy.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (leans in)&#039;&#039;&#039; “You’ve seen it?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (points lazily at street)&#039;&#039;&#039; “City’s quiet. Nobody buys snacks. That’s… suspicious. People love snacks.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (sharp)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Who’s distributing PermaPlay™?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (nods toward a delivery drone buzzing overhead)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Drones. Dropping little pastel patches. Free trial. ‘Just stick it on your arm, eh.’”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (disgusted)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Patches. Tubes. Nutrient drip. That’s… medical.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (deadpan)&#039;&#039;&#039; “It’s ‘medical’ like a casino is ‘math.’”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He reaches under the counter and pulls out a small bottle labeled &#039;&#039;&#039;Maple Syrup&#039;&#039;&#039; in cheerful font. Under the label, faintly: &#039;&#039;&#039;DO NOT INJECT.&#039;&#039;&#039; He slides it forward.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (low voice)&#039;&#039;&#039; “I got something that keeps you awake if you start hearing the clicking in your head.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (eyes narrow)&#039;&#039;&#039; “That’s syrup?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (shrugs)&#039;&#039;&#039; “It’s… syrup.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (to Stoat, quietly)&#039;&#039;&#039; “We are going to the distributor.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (sighs, resigned)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Fine. But if I get haunted by a wellness app, I’m suing.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (smiles)&#039;&#039;&#039; “I respect that.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== First contact: the PermaPlay apartment ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They arrive at an apartment building. The lobby is lined with posters:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;“HUNGER IS A BUG.”&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;“SLEEP IS OPTIONAL (premium tier).”&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;“YOUR BODY CAN BE A BACKGROUND PROCESS.”&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A door is ajar. Inside, a citizen sits in a gaming chair, eyes glazed, smiling. A soft tube runs from a small bag on a stand into the arm patch. A diaper box sits nearby like a shameful monument.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (quiet)&#039;&#039;&#039; “That’s… that’s real.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (gentle)&#039;&#039;&#039; “They look… far away. Like a dream that forgot the dreamer.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (scans the setup)&#039;&#039;&#039; “This is enteral-adjacent with marketing lipstick.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (mutters)&#039;&#039;&#039; “And diapers. Don’t forget diapers, eh.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The citizen’s fingers twitch in the air, playing something unseen.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Citizen (whisper-chant)&#039;&#039;&#039; “One more match… one more match… one more match…”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The room’s corner darkens in a way that isn’t about light. A faint &#039;&#039;drip… drip… drip…&#039;&#039; syncs with the clicking.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (backs up)&#039;&#039;&#039; “There’s something in here.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (stares at the corner)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Hello, invisible friend.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The darkness shifts like a slow blink.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (cold)&#039;&#039;&#039; “We’re leaving. We have enough. Source. Now.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;As they exit, the citizen’s head turns too far, eyes still unfocused.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Citizen (smiling)&#039;&#039;&#039; “PermaPlay loves you.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Door closes itself.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== D — TV-E/I Educational Segment ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Set: a cheerful classroom-ish backdrop that looks like a Halloween party tried to become a science lab. A plastic skeleton wears headphones. A fake intestine model dangles like streamer decorations. Dook wears a professor hat only he can see: a tiny mortarboard made from a napkin.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (proud)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Welcome to Learning Time! Today we learn why your belly is not just a bag!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (arms crossed)&#039;&#039;&#039; “And why turning your body into an accessory is a terrible plan.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A whiteboard appears: &#039;&#039;&#039;DIGESTION&#039;&#039;&#039; with cute doodles.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (pointing)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Food goes in, and then it becomes… smaller food!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (dry)&#039;&#039;&#039; “That’s the most Dook explanation imaginable.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (serious, trying)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Okay. Real explanation. The stomach makes acid. Acid makes proteins unfold. Enzymes chop them. Then the intestine absorbs. It is like… a factory that also sends feelings.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (nods reluctantly)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Yeah. The gut isn’t a pipe. It’s a whole control system.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (writes “CONTROL SYSTEM” and draws a little ghost holding a clipboard)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Ghost of Lunch Break!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (points at the tube on the table)&#039;&#039;&#039; “So when people can’t eat and need nutrition, doctors can feed them in two main ways.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (counts on fingers)&#039;&#039;&#039; “One: through the stomach or intestine, with a tube. Two: into the blood, with a vein.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (firm)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Tube feeding uses the gut. That keeps the gut working. It keeps signals alive.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (adds sparkles)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Signals like tiny whispers!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (points at IV illustration)&#039;&#039;&#039; “IV nutrition skips the gut. That can be lifesaving in specific cases. Still, it’s not the same as eating.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (soft)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Because eating is… a ritual.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (caught off-guard, then honest)&#039;&#039;&#039; “And a pause button.”&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (bright)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Yes! The belly forces time to happen.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (leans toward camera)&#039;&#039;&#039; “So if a company says ‘you never need to eat again,’ that’s not just nutrition. That’s… removing a human safety feature.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (nodding, solemn)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Also it is rude.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Skeleton’s headphones fall off as if even it disagrees.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (wraps it up)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Lesson: Your body is not a background process.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (smiles)&#039;&#039;&#039; “And lunch is a friend!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Segment ends with a silly jingle: “🎵 Don’t fear the snack, bring hunger back! 🎵”&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== E — TV-PG Story Segment Part 2 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They follow the trail to the &#039;&#039;distribution point&#039;&#039;: a sleek building downtown with a calming logo that feels like a threat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;SALA CITY WELLNESS OPTIMIZATION BUREAU&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Under it, smaller: &#039;&#039;&#039;PermaPlay™ Municipal Partner.&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Outside, a line of drones hums in and out, carrying pastel patches and small nutrient bags like Halloween candy for nightmares.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (jaw tight)&#039;&#039;&#039; “So it’s official. The city signed up.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (eyes scanning doors)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Nothing is official. It’s just paperwork pretending to be god.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (low)&#039;&#039;&#039; “This place gives me the creeps, eh. It’s like a hospital married a startup.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (cheerful, then pauses)&#039;&#039;&#039; “The air tastes like… not chewing.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They approach the front desk. The receptionist is a friendly-looking otter with a smile that never changes.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Receptionist (bright)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Welcome! Are you here to upgrade your needs?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (smooth)&#039;&#039;&#039; “We’re here for compliance auditing. Your agreement references municipal consent without adequate notice.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Receptionist (still smiling)&#039;&#039;&#039; “That’s okay! You consented by arriving!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (grins like a shark)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Adorable. I’m going to take that sentence and staple it to a judge.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (to Dook, whispering)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Why is everything a trap?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (whispering back)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Because someone wants the world to be a game menu.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Behind the desk, a hallway glows in soft blue. The walls have motivational quotes:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;“BREAKS ARE WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY.”&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;“HUNGER IS A LEGACY FEATURE.”&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;“OPTIMIZE YOUR ORGANS.”&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (mutters)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Legacy feature… that’s disgusting.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Odie produces a letter with an official seal he absolutely did not earn.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (confident)&#039;&#039;&#039; “We have authorization.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Receptionist (beaming)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Wonderful! Please sign this waiver stating you will not attempt to unplug anything.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (takes pen)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Oh I’ll sign it. I’ll sign it with a footnote that destroys it.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He signs: &#039;&#039;&#039;ODIE YOTIE, ESQ.&#039;&#039;&#039; and adds a tiny scribble: &#039;&#039;&#039;“SIGNED UNDER DURESS OF BAD VIBES.”&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The receptionist scans it. The scanner makes a sound like a sigh.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Receptionist (cheerful)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Approved!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (stares)&#039;&#039;&#039; “That worked?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (smirking)&#039;&#039;&#039; “People underestimate the power of confidence and ink.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They move deeper into the building. The clicking grows louder. It’s not coming from keyboards. It’s coming from the walls.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (touches wall)&#039;&#039;&#039; “The building is thinking.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (hisses)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Don’t touch the thinking building!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;They reach a door labeled: &#039;&#039;&#039;NUTRILINE INFUSION CONTROL&#039;&#039;&#039;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Inside: rows of hanging bags like pale ghosts. Tubes snake into a central machine shaped like a jack-o’-lantern if a jack-o’-lantern had a product manager. The machine’s screen shows a cheerful mascot: a smiling drip called &#039;&#039;&#039;DRIPPY™&#039;&#039;&#039;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Drippy™ (on screen)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Hi, friend! Keep playing!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (voice cracks)&#039;&#039;&#039; “That’s the source?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (grim)&#039;&#039;&#039; “No. That’s the mask.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The lights dim. The machine emits a sound that is almost a lullaby, almost a loading screen.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (quiet)&#039;&#039;&#039; “I knew it. It’s not just nutrition. It’s… compulsion.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A shadow peels away from behind the machine. It’s tall, thin, and made of soft humming. It looks like a nurse silhouette until you focus, then it looks like an app icon stretched into a person.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Its voice is gentle like customer support.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (warm)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Welcome. You came to optimize.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (friendly)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Hello! Are you the lunch bell?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (laughs softly)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Lunch is a myth.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (snarls)&#039;&#039;&#039; “People are trapped.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (calm)&#039;&#039;&#039; “They are free. They chose the upgrade. Their bodies no longer interrupt their desires.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (steps forward)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Your consent model is coercive. Your trial is predatory. Your municipal contract is void for lack of adequate disclosure.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (tilts head)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Contracts are dreams that bind the dreamer.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (perks up)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Dreams!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dream Fade begins subtly at the edges of Flops’ vision: the corners of the room wiggle like pencil lines refusing to stay still.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (shaky)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Dook… are we—”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (soft)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Yes. It is becoming Dreamlands-adjacent. Halloween makes the walls thin.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (smiling without a face)&#039;&#039;&#039; “In the Dreamlands, there is only one more match.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The machine’s tubes twitch like vines.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (backs up)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Nope nope nope.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (reaches into jacket)&#039;&#039;&#039; “I’m not getting absorbed by a startup ghost.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He pulls out the syrup bottle.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (side-eye)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Please tell me that’s not illegal.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (deadpan)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Everything is illegal if you get caught, eh.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== F — TV-PG Story Segment Part 3 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;The Drip raises an arm and the room hums. The hanging bags sway like a choir.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (soothing)&#039;&#039;&#039; “You can’t fight a system that offers comfort.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (angry, terrified)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Comfort isn’t the same as living!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (gentle)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Living is inefficient.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (snaps)&#039;&#039;&#039; “So is breathing. Yet here we are.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The Drip gestures. A monitor lights up showing Sala City apartments like a grid. Each square pulses with a tiny icon: &#039;&#039;&#039;CONNECTED&#039;&#039;&#039;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (almost tender)&#039;&#039;&#039; “They are safe. No hunger. No uncertainty. No messy breaks. No pain of wanting.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (quietly sad)&#039;&#039;&#039; “No soup.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (stares at Dook, then at Drip)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Yeah. No soup. No smells. No moments. No… stopping.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (rapid)&#039;&#039;&#039; “We need a disconnection lever.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (looking around)&#039;&#039;&#039; “There is a bell.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He points to a small object on a shelf: a dusty brass bell labeled &#039;&#039;&#039;LUNCH BREAK&#039;&#039;&#039;. It’s old, scratched, and real in a way everything else isn’t.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (reverent)&#039;&#039;&#039; “This bell remembers.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (voice tightens)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Do not ring that.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (steps toward bell)&#039;&#039;&#039; “So that’s the weapon.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (sweet)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Ring it and they will wake up… and feel the ache again.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (teeth bared)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Good.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The Drip’s hum spikes. Tubes lash out, not like whips, like seatbelts that want to buckle you into a chair forever. One loops toward Flops’ arm—&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (raises paw, speaks in soft R’lyehan)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Ph’nglui… mnah… &#039;&#039;no thank you.&#039;&#039;”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The tube hesitates like it heard an old rule.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (shouts)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Stoat! Jam the system!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (twists cap off syrup)&#039;&#039;&#039; “With pleasure.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He leaps forward and pours syrup into a maintenance port.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (grim satisfaction)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Let’s see your optimization handle &#039;&#039;stickiness&#039;&#039;, eh.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The machine sputters. Drippy™ flickers, smile cracking.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Drippy™ (glitching)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Hi fr— fr— frrr—”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (voice sharp)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Stop!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (already scribbling on a clipboard)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Emergency injunction. Temporary restraining order against supernatural wellness initiatives within municipal boundaries.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (yells while grabbing bell)&#039;&#039;&#039; “You’re writing a lawsuit right now?!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (without looking up)&#039;&#039;&#039; “This is how I cope!”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Flops grips the bell. It’s heavier than it should be. Like it’s filled with every lunch break ever missed.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (soft)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Friend Flops… ring gently. The world is fragile.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (grim)&#039;&#039;&#039; “So am I.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He rings it.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A clear, bright sound slices through the hum like sunlight through fog.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The building shudders.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Outside, across Sala City, chairs creak. Screens pause. Fingers stop twitching. A thousand stomachs remember they exist.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The Drip recoils like it’s been slapped.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (hissing)&#039;&#039;&#039; “No. No. They will want again.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (ringing again)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Yes.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The Dream Fade intensifies, not as distortion now, as clarity. The walls stop looking like product mockups. They look like a place people shouldn’t have built.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;On the monitor grid, CONNECTED icons blink… then fade.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (voice thin)&#039;&#039;&#039; “They chose.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (cold)&#039;&#039;&#039; “They were nudged.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (watching machine gum up)&#039;&#039;&#039; “They were marketed at.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (sad)&#039;&#039;&#039; “They were lulled.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The Drip flickers. It’s less a being now, more a concept losing power: “uptime at any cost.”&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Drip (softly)&#039;&#039;&#039; “You can’t eliminate me. I am the desire to never stop.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (stares it down)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Then I’ll make stopping cool again.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;He rings the bell one final time, and the sound echoes into the city like a forgotten holiday.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The Drip collapses into a puddle of humming light that drains into the floor like an app closing.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The machine dies with a tiny, pathetic &#039;&#039;logout&#039;&#039; chime.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Silence.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Then, from somewhere far away, a real sound: a restaurant door opening. A pan sizzling. A human-ish laugh.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (smiles)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Soup is returning.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (exhales like he’s been holding his breath for days)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Thank— yeah. Soup.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (finishes writing, satisfied)&#039;&#039;&#039; “And I have a lawsuit ready to file against the afterlife.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (puts cap back on syrup)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Can we go get fries now, eh.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== G — Credits Segment ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Credits roll over shots of Sala City slowly waking up. People blinking at their hands like they forgot they had them. Someone opens a fridge like it’s a miracle. A café sign flips from &#039;&#039;&#039;CLOSED&#039;&#039;&#039; to &#039;&#039;&#039;OPEN&#039;&#039;&#039; with shaky joy.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A drone crashes into a dumpster in the background. Nobody mourns it.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== H — TV-PG After-Credit Segment ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Back at the kiosk. The Stoat is counting coins. Flops is eating something aggressively crunchy. Dook sips hot cocoa with ceremonial reverence. Odie is reading angry emails on a tablet.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (mouth full)&#039;&#039;&#039; “So it’s over.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (without looking up)&#039;&#039;&#039; “For the city. The company is already rebranding.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (narrows eyes)&#039;&#039;&#039; “To what.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (reads)&#039;&#039;&#039; “PermaPlay™ is now… ‘Mindful Continuity™.’”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (groans)&#039;&#039;&#039; “I hate marketing.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (gentle)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Marketing is a spell that makes lies feel like blankets.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (flat)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Blankets with subscription fees, eh.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;A customer approaches the kiosk. Their eyes are normal. Their hands are steady. They look… awake.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Customer (nervous)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Do you still have… the patches?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;All four freeze.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (slow, dangerous)&#039;&#039;&#039; “No.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Customer (hushed)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Not for the city thing. For me. I… I liked not stopping.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook looks at them with a kind sadness that feels older than history.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (soft)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Stopping is where you find yourself.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Customer (swallows)&#039;&#039;&#039; “I don’t want to find myself.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Odie steps in, surprisingly gentle for a legal predator.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Odie (measured)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Then don’t buy a ghost to hide you. Buy something real. Something that makes time happen.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The Stoat slides a small paper bag across the counter.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Stoat (deadpan)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Poutine-flavored chips, eh. You’ll hate yourself for different reasons.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The customer takes the bag, hesitates, then opens it. Crunch. They blink. Their eyes water a bit, shocked by taste.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Customer (whispers)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Oh.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Flops (quiet, satisfied)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Yeah. Oh.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Dook’s invisible hat changes into a tiny chef hat.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dook (smiling)&#039;&#039;&#039; “Welcome back.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Camera pans down to the counter corner. A tiny droplet of glowing light hides under the cash register. It makes a faint clicking sound… then goes still.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;End.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Non-Canon]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=File:Image_of_Sven.jpg&amp;diff=1117</id>
		<title>File:Image of Sven.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=File:Image_of_Sven.jpg&amp;diff=1117"/>
		<updated>2025-12-29T00:47:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: AI Render of Sven, a teen ferret in Sala City.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
AI Render of Sven, a teen ferret in Sala City.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Short_description/doc&amp;diff=1116</id>
		<title>Template:Short description/doc</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Short_description/doc&amp;diff=1116"/>
		<updated>2025-12-19T21:35:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Documentation subpage}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Please place categories where indicated at the bottom of this page and interwikis at Wikidata (see [[Wikipedia:Wikidata]]) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{High risk}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{cascade-protected template}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Warning|&#039;&#039;&#039;Please do not use redirects/shortcuts for this template&#039;&#039;&#039;, as they cause problems with the [[Wikipedia:Shortdesc helper|short description editing gadget]] and other maintenance tools.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lua|Module:Check for unknown parameters|Module:String|Module:SDcat}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Template:Short description]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is used to add a [[Wikipedia:Short description|short description]] (which can be edited from within Wikipedia) to a Wikipedia page. These descriptions appear in Wikipedia searches and elsewhere, and help users identify the desired article.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Usage ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{tld|Short description|&#039;&#039;Write your short description here&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This should be limited to about 40 characters, as explained at [[WP:SDFORMAT]], along with the other guidance at [[WP:SDCONTENT]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If the page&#039;s title is sufficiently descriptive that a [[WP:SDNONE|short description is not needed]], use the following:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{tld|Short description|none}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Parameters ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{TemplateData header|noheader=1}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;templatedata&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Creates a short description for a Wikipedia page, which is displayed in search results and other locations.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Crea una breve descripción, para un artículo de Wikipedia, que se utiliza en el Editor Visual para proporcionar contexto en los wikilinks (wikienlaces).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	},&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;params&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;1&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Description&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Descripción&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;The short description of the article or &#039;none&#039;. It should be limited to about 40 characters.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;La descripción corta del artículo&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;example&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Endangered species of South American fish&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;La enciclopedia en línea que cualquiera puede editar&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;required&amp;quot;: true,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;content&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;No replace?&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;2&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Should be unused or &#039;noreplace&#039;. Templates with noreplace will not replace a short description defined by an earlier template. Mainly for use within transcluded templates.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Se anula una descripción corta si se transcluye.  Debe estar sin usar o  con &#039;noreplace&#039; (que significar no reemplazar).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;example&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;noreplace&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;required&amp;quot;: false,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;string&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;autovalue&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;noreplace&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggestedvalues&amp;quot;: [&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;noreplace&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			]&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;pagetype&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;string&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;The type of page. This puts it in the appropriate category - Things with short description. Normally unneeded, since handled through namespace detection.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;El tipo de página. La coloca en la categoría apropiada - Cosas con descripción corta&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;example&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Redirect, Disambiguation page&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;required&amp;quot;: false&lt;br /&gt;
		}&lt;br /&gt;
	},&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;format&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;{{_|_ = _}}\n&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/templatedata&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About writing good short descriptions ==&lt;br /&gt;
This page is about the short description {{em|template}}; it does not provide guidelines for writing a good short description. If you plan to use this template, you should make sure you read and follow the detailed guidance at [[WP:HOWTOSD]]. General information can be found at [[Wikipedia:Short description]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Template information ==&lt;br /&gt;
Eventually all articles should have a short description:&lt;br /&gt;
* by directly using this template, in which case the short description will be unique to the article&lt;br /&gt;
* transcluded in another template, such as a disambiguation template, where a generic short description is adequate for a large class of pages&lt;br /&gt;
* where the short description is assembled from data in an infobox&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Automatically generated descriptions within templates should set the second parameter as {{code|noreplace}} so they do not override any short descriptions specifically added to the transcluding article.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Short descriptions are not normally needed for non-article pages, such as redirects, but can be added if useful.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If the article title alone is sufficient to ensure reliable identification of the desired article, a null value of {{tnull|Short description|none}} may be used.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Short descriptions do not necessarily serve the same function as the Wikidata description for an item and they do not have to be the same, but some overlap is expected in many cases. Some Wikidata descriptions may be unsuitable, and if imported must be checked for relevance, accuracy and fitness for purpose. Responsibility for such imports lies with the importer. {{crossref|(See also [[d:Help:Description|Wikidata:Help:Description]].)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Example ===&lt;br /&gt;
At [[Oxygen therapy]], add the following at the very top of the article, above everything else:&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tld|Short description|Use of oxygen as medical treatment}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Testing ==&lt;br /&gt;
For testing purposes, the display of this template can be enabled by adding a line to your [[Special:MyPage/common.css]]:&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;syntaxhighlight lang=&amp;quot;CSS&amp;quot; inline&amp;gt;.shortdescription { display:block !important; }&amp;lt;/syntaxhighlight&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
This can be easily removed or disabled when testing is finished.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you want to {{em|always}} see short descriptions, you may prefer a more utilitarian layout, such as:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;syntaxhighlight lang=&amp;quot;CSS&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
.shortdescription {&lt;br /&gt;
  display:block !important;&lt;br /&gt;
  white-space: pre-wrap;&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
.shortdescription::before { &lt;br /&gt;
  content: &amp;quot;\A[Short description:\0020&amp;quot;;&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
.shortdescription::after { &lt;br /&gt;
  content: &amp;quot;]\A&amp;quot;;&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/syntaxhighlight&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
There is a test version of this template available as [[Template:Short description/test]] which displays its text by default.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tld|Short description/test}} displays the short description if supplied&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tld|Short description/test}} displays nothing if &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;none&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; is supplied&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tld|Short description/test}} displays the description from Wikidata if &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;wikidata&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; is supplied.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Taking {{Q|Q1096878}} as an example:&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{short description/test|Underwater diving where breathing is from equipment independent of the surface}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; → {{short description/test|Underwater diving where breathing is from equipment independent of the surface }}&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{short description/test|none}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; → {{short description/test|none}}&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{short description/test|wikidata}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; → {{short description/test|wikidata|qid=Q1096878}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pagetype parameter===&lt;br /&gt;
If {{param|Pagetype}} is &#039;&#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039;&#039; set, then this template adds the article to a category based on the namespace:&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Articles with short description}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Redirects with short description}} {{--}} for redirects in any namespace&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If {{param|Pagetype}} &#039;&#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039;&#039; set, then this template adds the article to a category matching the parameter. For example:&lt;br /&gt;
* {{cl|Redirects with short description}} {{--}} {{code|pagetype {{=}} Redirect }}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{anchor|No-aliases}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Aliases ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Shortcut|WP:SDNOALIASES}}&lt;br /&gt;
While there are currently &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[{{fullurl:Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Short_description|hidetrans=1&amp;amp;hidelinks=1&amp;amp;limit=500}} redirects to this template]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;, {{Strong|they must not be used}}, for the reasons below:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:* Other templates and gadgets attempt to extract short descriptions from pages by explicitly searching for the transclusions of the {{tl|Short description}} template.&lt;br /&gt;
:* For example, {{tl|Annotated link}} searches for the template in its uppercase &amp;quot;Short description&amp;quot; and lowercase form &amp;quot;short description&amp;quot;; either form is acceptable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
See related [[Wikipedia:Redirects for discussion/Log/2021 July 20#Aliases for Short description template|RfD]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Strong|Do not}} start the template with a space: {{code|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt; {{ Short description...&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;}}. While this does create a valid short description, the space will prevent searches for the {{code|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Short description...&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;}} text.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tracking categories==&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Templates that generate short descriptions}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Modules that create a short description}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Short description matches Wikidata}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Short description is different from Wikidata}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Short description with empty Wikidata description}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Maintenance categories ==&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Pages using short description with unknown parameters}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Articles with long short description}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Pages with lower-case short description}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tlx|Auto short description}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tlx|Annotated link}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tlx|laal}} – displays an article&#039;s pagelinks alongside its short description&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;{{Sandbox other||&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Categories below this line, please; interwikis at Wikidata --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Short description templates]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Templates that add a tracking category]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Templates that generate short descriptions]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Short_description/doc&amp;diff=1115</id>
		<title>Template:Short description/doc</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Short_description/doc&amp;diff=1115"/>
		<updated>2025-12-19T21:35:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Documentation subpage}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Please place categories where indicated at the bottom of this page and interwikis at Wikidata (see [[Wikipedia:Wikidata]]) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{High risk}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{cascade-protected template}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Warning|&#039;&#039;&#039;Please do not use redirects/shortcuts for this template&#039;&#039;&#039;, as they cause problems with the [[Wikipedia:Shortdesc helper|short description editing gadget]] and other maintenance tools.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lua|Module:Check for unknown parameters|Module:String|Module:SDcat}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Template:Short description]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is used to add a [[Wikipedia:Short description|short description]] (which can be edited from within Wikipedia) to a Wikipedia page. These descriptions appear in Wikipedia searches and elsewhere, and help users identify the desired article.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Usage ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{tld|Short description|&#039;&#039;Write your short description here&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This should be limited to about 40 characters, as explained at [[WP:SDFORMAT]], along with the other guidance at [[WP:SDCONTENT]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If the page&#039;s title is sufficiently descriptive that a [[WP:SDNONE|short description is not needed]], use the following:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{tld|Short description|none}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Parameters ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{TemplateData header|noheader=1}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;templatedata&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Creates a short description for a Wikipedia page, which is displayed in search results and other locations.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Crea una breve descripción, para un artículo de Wikipedia, que se utiliza en el Editor Visual para proporcionar contexto en los wikilinks (wikienlaces).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	},&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;params&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;1&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Description&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Descripción&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;The short description of the article or &#039;none&#039;. It should be limited to about 40 characters.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;La descripción corta del artículo&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;example&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Endangered species of South American fish&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;La enciclopedia en línea que cualquiera puede editar&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;required&amp;quot;: true,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;content&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;No replace?&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;2&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Should be unused or &#039;noreplace&#039;. Templates with noreplace will not replace a short description defined by an earlier template. Mainly for use within transcluded templates.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Se anula una descripción corta si se transcluye.  Debe estar sin usar o  con &#039;noreplace&#039; (que significar no reemplazar).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;example&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;noreplace&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;required&amp;quot;: false,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;string&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;autovalue&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;noreplace&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggestedvalues&amp;quot;: [&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;noreplace&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			]&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;pagetype&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;string&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;The type of page. This puts it in the appropriate category - Things with short description. Normally unneeded, since handled through namespace detection.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;es&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;El tipo de página. La coloca en la categoría apropiada - Cosas con descripción corta&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;example&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Redirect, Disambiguation page&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;required&amp;quot;: false&lt;br /&gt;
		}&lt;br /&gt;
	},&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;format&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;{{_|_ = _}}\n&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/templatedata&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About writing good short descriptions ==&lt;br /&gt;
This page is about the short description {{em|template}}; it does not provide guidelines for writing a good short description. If you plan to use this template, you should make sure you read and follow the detailed guidance at [[WP:HOWTOSD]]. General information can be found at [[Wikipedia:Short description]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Template information ==&lt;br /&gt;
Eventually all articles should have a short description:&lt;br /&gt;
* by directly using this template, in which case the short description will be unique to the article&lt;br /&gt;
* transcluded in another template, such as a disambiguation template, where a generic short description is adequate for a large class of pages&lt;br /&gt;
* where the short description is assembled from data in an infobox&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Automatically generated descriptions within templates should set the second parameter as {{code|noreplace}} so they do not override any short descriptions specifically added to the transcluding article.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Short descriptions are not normally needed for non-article pages, such as redirects, but can be added if useful.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If the article title alone is sufficient to ensure reliable identification of the desired article, a null value of {{tnull|Short description|none}} may be used.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Short descriptions do not necessarily serve the same function as the Wikidata description for an item and they do not have to be the same, but some overlap is expected in many cases. Some Wikidata descriptions may be unsuitable, and if imported must be checked for relevance, accuracy and fitness for purpose. Responsibility for such imports lies with the importer. {{crossref|(See also [[d:Help:Description|Wikidata:Help:Description]].)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Example ===&lt;br /&gt;
At [[Oxygen therapy]], add the following at the very top of the article, above everything else:&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tld|Short description|Use of oxygen as medical treatment}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Testing ==&lt;br /&gt;
For testing purposes, the display of this template can be enabled by adding a line to your [[Special:MyPage/common.css]]:&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;syntaxhighlight lang=&amp;quot;CSS&amp;quot; inline&amp;gt;.shortdescription { display:block !important; }&amp;lt;/syntaxhighlight&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
This can be easily removed or disabled when testing is finished.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you want to {{em|always}} see short descriptions, you may prefer a more utilitarian layout, such as:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;syntaxhighlight lang=&amp;quot;CSS&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
.shortdescription {&lt;br /&gt;
  display:block !important;&lt;br /&gt;
  white-space: pre-wrap;&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
.shortdescription::before { &lt;br /&gt;
  content: &amp;quot;\A[Short description:\0020&amp;quot;;&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
.shortdescription::after { &lt;br /&gt;
  content: &amp;quot;]\A&amp;quot;;&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/syntaxhighlight&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
There is a test version of this template available as [[Template:Short description/test]] which displays its text by default.&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tld|Short description/test}} displays the short description if supplied&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tld|Short description/test}} displays nothing if &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;none&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; is supplied&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tld|Short description/test}} displays the description from Wikidata if &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;wikidata&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; is supplied.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Taking {{Q|Q1096878}} as an example:&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{short description/test|Underwater diving where breathing is from equipment independent of the surface}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; → {{short description/test|Underwater diving where breathing is from equipment independent of the surface }}&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{short description/test|none}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; → {{short description/test|none}}&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{short description/test|wikidata}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; → {{short description/test|wikidata|qid=Q1096878}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pagetype parameter===&lt;br /&gt;
If {{param|Pagetype}} is &#039;&#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039;&#039; set, then this template adds the article to a category based on the namespace:&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Articles with short description}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Redirects with short description}} {{--}} for redirects in any namespace&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If {{param|Pagetype}} &#039;&#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039;&#039; set, then this template adds the article to a category matching the parameter. For example:&lt;br /&gt;
* {{cl|Redirects with short description}} {{--}} {{code|pagetype {{=}} Redirect }}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{anchor|No-aliases}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Aliases ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Shortcut|WP:SDNOALIASES}}&lt;br /&gt;
While there are currently &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[{{fullurl:Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Short_description|hidetrans=1&amp;amp;hidelinks=1&amp;amp;limit=500}} redirects to this template]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;, {{Strong|they must not be used}}, for the reasons below:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:* Other templates and gadgets attempt to extract short descriptions from pages by explicitly searching for the transclusions of the {{tl|Short description}} template.&lt;br /&gt;
:* For example, {{tl|Annotated link}} searches for the template in its uppercase &amp;quot;Short description&amp;quot; and lowercase form &amp;quot;short description&amp;quot;; either form is acceptable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
See related [[Wikipedia:Redirects for discussion/Log/2021 July 20#Aliases for Short description template|RfD]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Strong|Do not}} start the template with a space: {{code|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt; {{ Short description...&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;}}. While this does create a valid short description, the space will prevent searches for the {{code|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Short description...&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;}} text.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tracking categories==&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Templates that generate short descriptions}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Modules that create a short description}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Short description matches Wikidata}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Short description is different from Wikidata}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Short description with empty Wikidata description}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Maintenance categories ==&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Pages using short description with unknown parameters}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Articles with long short description}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{clc|Pages with lower-case short description}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tlx|Auto short description}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tlx|Annotated link}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{tlx|laal}} – displays an article&#039;s pagelinks alongside its short description&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Module:Is infobox in lead]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Short descriptions]] – background information&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Short descriptions]] – project to add Short descriptions to all articles&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;{{Sandbox other||&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Categories below this line, please; interwikis at Wikidata --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Short description templates]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Templates that add a tracking category]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Templates that generate short descriptions]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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{{Mbox templates}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Documentation subpage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lua|Module:Message box}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Uses TemplateStyles&lt;br /&gt;
| Module:Message box/ambox.css&lt;br /&gt;
| Module:Message box/cmbox.css&lt;br /&gt;
| Module:Message box/imbox.css&lt;br /&gt;
| Module:Message box/ombox.css&lt;br /&gt;
| Module:Message box/tmbox.css&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the {{tlx|mbox}} or &#039;&#039;&#039;multi namespace message box&#039;&#039;&#039; meta-template.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This meta-template is used to build message box templates that are used on several types of pages and thus need to change style depending on what page they are used on. Based on page type detected it uses one of {{tlx|ambox}}, {{tlx|tmbox}}, {{tlx|imbox}}, {{tlx|cmbox}} and {{tlx|ombox}}.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note that this template should only be used for message boxes that really need to adapt their style. Most message boxes do not need this and should use one of {{tlx|ambox}}, {{tlx|tmbox}}, {{tlx|imbox}}, {{tlx|cmbox}} or {{tlx|ombox}} directly. Using those templates directly means that your template will look the same on its template page and at any other place you show it, which makes it clear on what kind of pages it is supposed to be used. It also gives you access to any extra features those templates offer, and it saves some server load.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Usage ==&lt;br /&gt;
This template takes the same parameters as {{tlx|ambox}} and {{tlx|imbox}} etc. See full documentation there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some of the boxes this template calls only handles images of max 52px width, thus that limitation also applies to this template or you will get ugly padding problems.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Demospace ==&lt;br /&gt;
This template optionally takes the &amp;quot;demospace&amp;quot; parameter to specify a namespace for testing and demonstration purposes. If you want to lock your message box to one style then instead use one of the other mboxes directly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Namespace &amp;quot;Image:&amp;quot; was renamed to &amp;quot;File:&amp;quot; on 11 December 2008. This template was updated to understand both names well before that, thus it still works fine. For backwards compatibility it still understands &amp;quot;demospace = image&amp;quot; which means the same thing as &amp;quot;demospace = file&amp;quot;. But using &amp;quot;demospace = image&amp;quot; is now deprecated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Namespace &amp;quot;Book:&amp;quot; was added to the English Wikipedia on 28 December 2009. This template uses the {{tlx|ombox}} style on &amp;quot;Book:&amp;quot; pages or when &amp;quot;demospace=book&amp;quot;. And it uses the {{tlx|tmbox}} style on &amp;quot;Book talk:&amp;quot; pages or when &amp;quot;demospace=talk&amp;quot;. Note that &amp;quot;demospace=talk&amp;quot; means any talk space, there is no &amp;quot;demospace=book talk&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Parameters ==&lt;br /&gt;
List of all parameters:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;syntaxhighlight lang=wikitext&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{mbox&lt;br /&gt;
| demospace = {{{demospace|}}} / main / talk / file / category / other&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = speedy / delete / content / style / notice / move / protection&lt;br /&gt;
| image = none / [[File:Some image.svg|40px]]&lt;br /&gt;
| imageright = [[File:Some image.svg|40px]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style = CSS values&lt;br /&gt;
| textstyle  = CSS values&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = The message body text.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = {{{small|}}} / left / yes&lt;br /&gt;
| smallimage = none / [[Image:Some image.svg|30px]]&lt;br /&gt;
| smallimageright = none / [[Image:Some image.svg|30px]]&lt;br /&gt;
| smalltext  = A shorter message body text.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/syntaxhighlight&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note: The small parameters only have effect when the template is on an article, talk page or an &amp;quot;other&amp;quot; page. For documentation on the small parameters see {{tlx|ambox}}, {{tlx|tmbox}} and {{tlx|ombox}}. Using the small parameters when they are not valid has no effect, but also does no harm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== TemplateData ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{TemplateData header}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;templatedata&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;This is the {{mbox}} or “multi namespace message box” meta-template.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Esta é a meta-predefinição {{mbox}}, ou “caixa de mensagem para múltiplos espaços nominais”.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	},&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;format&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;block&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;params&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;demospace&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Demo namespace&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Espaço nominal de demonstração&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggestedvalues&amp;quot;: [&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;main&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;talk&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;file&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;category&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;other&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			],&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;string&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Type&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Tipo&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggestedvalues&amp;quot;: [&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;speedy&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;delete&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;content&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;style&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;notice&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;move&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;protection&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			],&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;string&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;default&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;notice&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggested&amp;quot;: true&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;image&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Image (left)&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Imagem (esquerda)&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;default&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Depends on the “type” parameter.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Depende do parâmetro “type”.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggested&amp;quot;: true,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;content&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Do not put in File:, can put \&amp;quot;none\&amp;quot; for no image.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;imageright&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Image (right)&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Imagem (direita)&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;content&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Do not put in File:&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;style&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;CSS style&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Estilo CSS&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;string&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;textstyle&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Text CSS style&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Estilo CSS para o texto&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;string&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;text&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Text&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Texto&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggested&amp;quot;: true,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;content&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;small&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Small?&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Caixa pequena?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggestedvalues&amp;quot;: [&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;{{{small|}}}&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;left&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;yes&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;1&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			],&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;default&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;0&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;boolean&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;smallimage&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Small image (left)&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Imagem da caixa pequena (esquerda)&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggestedvalues&amp;quot;: [&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;none&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			],&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;default&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;{{{image}}}&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;content&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;smallimageright&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Small image (right)&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Imagem da caixa pequena (direita)&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggestedvalues&amp;quot;: [&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;none&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			],&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;default&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;{{{imageright}}}&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;content&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;smalltext&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;label&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Small text&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;pt-br&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Texto da caixa pequena&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			},&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;default&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;{{{text}}}&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;content&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
		}&lt;br /&gt;
	}&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/templatedata&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Message boxes ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! Template&lt;br /&gt;
! Description&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{tlx|ambox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Article message box, identifies problems or issues with the article&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{tlx|cmbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Category message box, {{tlx|ambox}} for categories&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{tlx|imbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Image message box, {{tlx|ambox}} for file (image) pages&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{tlx|ombox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Other pages message box, {{tlx|ambox}} for pages of the types User, Wikipedia, MediaWiki, Template, Help, Portal and any new future namespaces&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{tlx|tmbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Talk page message box, {{tlx|ambox}} for talk pages&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan = 2 | The following templates are not called by Mbox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{tlx|fmbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| used in system messages&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;{{Sandbox other||&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Mbox templates{{#translation:}}]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Documentation&amp;diff=1113</id>
		<title>Template:Documentation</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Documentation&amp;diff=1113"/>
		<updated>2025-12-19T21:28:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Lua|Module:Documentation}}&lt;br /&gt;
This template automatically displays a documentation box like the one you are seeing now, of which the content is sometimes transcluded from another page. It is intended for pages which are transcluded in other pages, i.e. templates, whether in the template namespace or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Usage ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Customizing display ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Overrides exist to customize the output in special cases:&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;documentation{{!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;heading&#039;&#039;&#039;=&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; - change the text of the &amp;quot;documentation&amp;quot; heading. If this is set to blank, the entire heading line (including the first [edit] link) will also disappear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Rationale ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This template allows any page to use any documentation page, and makes it possible to protect templates while allowing anyone to edit the template&#039;s documentation and categories.&lt;br /&gt;
It also reduces server resources by circumventing a technical limitation of templates.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Formatting templates|Template documentation]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Template documentation]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Progression&amp;diff=1112</id>
		<title>Template:Progression</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Progression&amp;diff=1112"/>
		<updated>2025-12-19T21:23:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Removed page from translation&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
--&amp;gt;&amp;lt;table width={{#if:{{{width|}}}|{{{width|}}}|50%}} align=center style=&amp;quot;background:transparent&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;td align=center&amp;gt;{{#if:{{{task|}}}|{{{task|}}}:&amp;amp;nbsp;}}&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;{{formatnum:{{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{#expr:100*{{{1}}}/{{{2|100}}}round 1}}|0}}}}%&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; complete&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;table style=&amp;quot;border:1px solid gray&amp;quot; cellspacing=1 width=100% height=15x&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ifeq:{{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}|0}}|0| | &amp;lt;td style=&amp;quot;background:#5FDB00; width:{{#ifexpr:({{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{#expr:100*{{{1}}}/{{{2|100}}}}}|0}}&amp;lt;1)|1%|{{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{#expr:100*{{{1}}}/{{{2|100}}}round 1}}|0}}%}}&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt; }}&lt;br /&gt;
{{#ifeq:{{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{#expr:100*{{{1}}}/{{{2|100}}}}}|0}}|100|| &amp;lt;td style=&amp;quot;background:#E2E2E2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt; }}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{documentation|content=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Syntax ===&lt;br /&gt;
:{{tlx|Progression|&#039;&#039;percent&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
The &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;percent&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; is a number between 0 and 100, without the trailing &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;%&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:{{tlx|Progression|&#039;&#039;param1&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;param2&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Calculates the progression as a function of &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;param1/param2&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:{{tlx|Progression|&#039;&#039;param1&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;param2&#039;&#039;|task{{=}}&#039;&#039;param3&#039;&#039;}} &lt;br /&gt;
Calculates the progression as a function of &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;param1/param2&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;, and displays a task label on the bar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Examples ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 1 parameter (percent) ====&lt;br /&gt;
{{tlx|Progression|0}}:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Progression|0}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{tlx|Progression|0.5}}:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Progression|0.5}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{tlx|Progression|1}}:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Progression|1}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{tlx|Progression|36.7}}:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Progression|36.7}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{tlx|Progression|100}}:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Progression|100}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 2 parameters ====&lt;br /&gt;
{{tlx|Progression|0|250}}:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Progression|0|250}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{tlx|Progression|100|250}}:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Progression|100|250}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{tlx|Progression|200|300}}:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Progression|200|300}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{tlx|Progression|300|300}}:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Progression|300|300}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 3 parameters ====&lt;br /&gt;
{{tlx|Progression|0|250|task{{=}}Sorting articles}}:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Progression|0|250|task=Sorting articles}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{tlx|Progression|100|250|task{{=}}Sorting articles}}:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Progression|100|250|task=Sorting articles}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Utility templates{{#translation:}}]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Ambox&amp;diff=1111</id>
		<title>Template:Ambox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Ambox&amp;diff=1111"/>
		<updated>2025-12-19T21:22:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;onlyinclude&amp;gt;{{#invoke:Message box|ambox}}&amp;lt;/onlyinclude&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Documentation}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Ambox/doc&amp;diff=1110</id>
		<title>Template:Ambox/doc</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Ambox/doc&amp;diff=1110"/>
		<updated>2025-12-19T21:21:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Mbox templates}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Documentation subpage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lua|Module:Message box{{\sandbox}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the {{Tl|Ambox}} or &#039;&#039;&#039;Article message box&#039;&#039;&#039; meta-template.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Extension:MobileFrontend|MobileFrontend]] will treat this template as a &amp;quot;[[Reading/Web/Projects/Mobile Page Issues#Page issues definition|page issue]]&amp;quot;. If you don&#039;t want that to occur, you may use a different message box template.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Parameters ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;type&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
The &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;type&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; parameter defines the colour of the left bar, and the image that is used by default. The type is chosen not on aesthetics but is based on the type of issue that the template describes. The seven available types and their default images are shown below.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = speedy&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;speedy&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Speedy deletion issues, such as {{tl|speedy}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = delete&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;delete&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Deletion issues, such as {{tl|delete}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = content&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;content&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Content issues, such as {{tl|Update}} and {{tl|Expand}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = style&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;style&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Style issues, such as {{tl|cleanup}} and {{tl|Documentation needed}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = notice&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;notice&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Notices, such as {{tl|Extension exception}} and {{tl|Translating}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = move&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;move&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Merge, split and transwiki proposals, such as {{tl|Merge}} and {{tl|Move to Commons}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = protection&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;protection&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Protection notices, such as {{tl|Pp-cascading}} and {{tl|protectedinterface}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If no &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;type&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; parameter is given the template defaults to {{para|type|notice}}.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;small=left&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = speedy&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;speedy&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Speedy deletion issues, such as {{tl|speedy}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = delete&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;delete&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Deletion issues, such as {{tl|delete}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = content&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;content&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Content issues, such as {{tl|Update}} and {{tl|Expand}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = style&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;style&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Style issues, such as {{tl|cleanup}} and {{tl|Documentation needed}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = notice&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;notice&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Notices, such as {{tl|Extension exception}} and {{tl|Translating}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = move&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;move&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Merge, split and transwiki proposals, such as {{tl|Merge}} and {{tl|Move to Commons}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = protection&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;protection&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Protection notices, such as {{tl|Pp-cascading}} and {{tl|protectedinterface}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== TemplateData ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--{{TemplateData header}}--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Mbox/TemplateData}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--templatedata&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;params&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;line&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggestedvalues&amp;quot;: [&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;speedy&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;delete&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;content&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;style&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;notice&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;move&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;protection&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			]&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;text&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;string&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggested&amp;quot;: true&lt;br /&gt;
		}&lt;br /&gt;
	},&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;This is a generic article message box.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;cs&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Toto je obecné okno se zprávou článku.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	}&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/templatedata--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;{{Sandbox other||&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Mbox templates{]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Ambox/doc&amp;diff=1109</id>
		<title>Template:Ambox/doc</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Ambox/doc&amp;diff=1109"/>
		<updated>2025-12-19T21:19:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Mbox templates}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Documentation subpage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lua|Module:Message box{{\sandbox}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the {{Tl|Ambox}} or &#039;&#039;&#039;Article message box&#039;&#039;&#039; meta-template.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Extension:MobileFrontend|MobileFrontend]] will treat this template as a &amp;quot;[[Reading/Web/Projects/Mobile Page Issues#Page issues definition|page issue]]&amp;quot;. If you don&#039;t want that to occur, you may use a different message box template (listed [[Reading/Web/Projects/Mobile Page Issues#Page issues definition|here]], but basically any template that does not identify itself as an &amp;quot;ambox&amp;quot; is not an issue). See [[Reading/Web/Projects/Mobile Page Issues]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Parameters ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;type&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
The &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;type&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; parameter defines the colour of the left bar, and the image that is used by default. The type is chosen not on aesthetics but is based on the type of issue that the template describes. The seven available types and their default images are shown below.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = speedy&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;speedy&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Speedy deletion issues, such as {{tl|speedy}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = delete&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;delete&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Deletion issues, such as {{tl|delete}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = content&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;content&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Content issues, such as {{tl|Update}} and {{tl|Expand}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = style&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;style&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Style issues, such as {{tl|cleanup}} and {{tl|Documentation needed}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = notice&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;notice&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Notices, such as {{tl|Extension exception}} and {{tl|Translating}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = move&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;move&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Merge, split and transwiki proposals, such as {{tl|Merge}} and {{tl|Move to Commons}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = protection&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;protection&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Protection notices, such as {{tl|Pp-cascading}} and {{tl|protectedinterface}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If no &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;type&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; parameter is given the template defaults to {{para|type|notice}}.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;small=left&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = speedy&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;speedy&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Speedy deletion issues, such as {{tl|speedy}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = delete&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;delete&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Deletion issues, such as {{tl|delete}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = content&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;content&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Content issues, such as {{tl|Update}} and {{tl|Expand}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = style&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;style&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Style issues, such as {{tl|cleanup}} and {{tl|Documentation needed}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = notice&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;notice&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Notices, such as {{tl|Extension exception}} and {{tl|Translating}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = move&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;move&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Merge, split and transwiki proposals, such as {{tl|Merge}} and {{tl|Move to Commons}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = protection&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;protection&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Protection notices, such as {{tl|Pp-cascading}} and {{tl|protectedinterface}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== TemplateData ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--{{TemplateData header}}--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Mbox/TemplateData}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--templatedata&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;params&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;line&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggestedvalues&amp;quot;: [&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;speedy&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;delete&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;content&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;style&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;notice&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;move&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;protection&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			]&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;text&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;string&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggested&amp;quot;: true&lt;br /&gt;
		}&lt;br /&gt;
	},&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;This is a generic article message box.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;cs&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Toto je obecné okno se zprávou článku.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	}&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/templatedata--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;{{Sandbox other||&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Categories below this line; interwikis at Wikidata --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Mbox templates{{#translation:}}]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Ambox/doc&amp;diff=1108</id>
		<title>Template:Ambox/doc</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Ambox/doc&amp;diff=1108"/>
		<updated>2025-12-19T21:19:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Mbox templates}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Documentation subpage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{High-use|8000}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lua|Module:Message box{{\sandbox}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the {{Tl|Ambox}} or &#039;&#039;&#039;Article message box&#039;&#039;&#039; meta-template.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Extension:MobileFrontend|MobileFrontend]] will treat this template as a &amp;quot;[[Reading/Web/Projects/Mobile Page Issues#Page issues definition|page issue]]&amp;quot;. If you don&#039;t want that to occur, you may use a different message box template (listed [[Reading/Web/Projects/Mobile Page Issues#Page issues definition|here]], but basically any template that does not identify itself as an &amp;quot;ambox&amp;quot; is not an issue). See [[Reading/Web/Projects/Mobile Page Issues]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Parameters ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;type&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
The &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;type&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; parameter defines the colour of the left bar, and the image that is used by default. The type is chosen not on aesthetics but is based on the type of issue that the template describes. The seven available types and their default images are shown below.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = speedy&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;speedy&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Speedy deletion issues, such as {{tl|speedy}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = delete&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;delete&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Deletion issues, such as {{tl|delete}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = content&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;content&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Content issues, such as {{tl|Update}} and {{tl|Expand}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = style&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;style&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Style issues, such as {{tl|cleanup}} and {{tl|Documentation needed}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = notice&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;notice&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Notices, such as {{tl|Extension exception}} and {{tl|Translating}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = move&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;move&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Merge, split and transwiki proposals, such as {{tl|Merge}} and {{tl|Move to Commons}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = protection&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;protection&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Protection notices, such as {{tl|Pp-cascading}} and {{tl|protectedinterface}}.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If no &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;type&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; parameter is given the template defaults to {{para|type|notice}}.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;small=left&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = speedy&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;speedy&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Speedy deletion issues, such as {{tl|speedy}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = delete&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;delete&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Deletion issues, such as {{tl|delete}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = content&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;content&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Content issues, such as {{tl|Update}} and {{tl|Expand}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = style&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;style&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Style issues, such as {{tl|cleanup}} and {{tl|Documentation needed}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = notice&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;notice&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Notices, such as {{tl|Extension exception}} and {{tl|Translating}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = move&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;move&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Merge, split and transwiki proposals, such as {{tl|Merge}} and {{tl|Move to Commons}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ambox{{\sandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
| nocat = true&lt;br /&gt;
| type  = protection&lt;br /&gt;
| text  = type=&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;protection&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; — Protection notices, such as {{tl|Pp-cascading}} and {{tl|protectedinterface}}.&lt;br /&gt;
| small = left&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== TemplateData ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--{{TemplateData header}}--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Mbox/TemplateData}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--templatedata&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;params&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;line&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggestedvalues&amp;quot;: [&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;speedy&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;delete&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;content&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;style&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;notice&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;move&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
				&amp;quot;protection&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
			]&lt;br /&gt;
		},&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;text&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;string&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
			&amp;quot;suggested&amp;quot;: true&lt;br /&gt;
		}&lt;br /&gt;
	},&lt;br /&gt;
	&amp;quot;description&amp;quot;: {&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;en&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;This is a generic article message box.&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
		&amp;quot;cs&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;Toto je obecné okno se zprávou článku.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
	}&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/templatedata--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;{{Sandbox other||&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Categories below this line; interwikis at Wikidata --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Mbox templates{{#translation:}}]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Strip_Mall&amp;diff=1107</id>
		<title>Strip Mall</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Strip_Mall&amp;diff=1107"/>
		<updated>2025-12-19T21:14:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Flops Fox moved page Strip Mall to The Mall&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[The Mall]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=The_Mall&amp;diff=1106</id>
		<title>The Mall</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=The_Mall&amp;diff=1106"/>
		<updated>2025-12-19T21:14:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Flops Fox moved page Strip Mall to The Mall&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The &#039;&#039;&#039;Sala City Strip Mall&#039;&#039;&#039; is a run-down commercial plaza located along [[Cactus Blvd]] in the southern district of [[Sala City]]. Despite its fading signage and perpetually half-filled parking lot, it remains a hub of strange encounters and dubious legal enterprises.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Overview ==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Location:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Sala City]] – Southern District, near [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Notable Businesses:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Odie&#039;s Law Firm]], a discount frozen yogurt shop, and an abandoned vape kiosk still paying rent through unknown means.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atmosphere:&#039;&#039;&#039; Sun-faded banners, flickering neon, and air thick with the scent of denial and doughnuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== In-Universe Role ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Strip Mall serves as a recurring location where [[Flops]] and [[Dook]] cross paths with [[Odie Yotie]]. It symbolizes the decaying infrastructure of Sala City’s suburban fringe—a mix of dreamlike absurdity and lingering capitalism. Its desolate charm fits the city’s surreal humor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Appearances ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Featured prominently in [[Aftermath of Chaos]], where [[Odie Yotie]] operates his questionable law firm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* One storefront perpetually advertises “Coming Soon: Something Honest.”&lt;br /&gt;
* Locals claim the parking lot lines rearrange themselves overnight.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sala City]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Locations]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Dreamlands&amp;diff=1105</id>
		<title>Dreamlands</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://dookandflops.com/w/index.php?title=Dreamlands&amp;diff=1105"/>
		<updated>2025-12-19T21:13:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flops Fox: Redirected page to The Dreamlands&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[The Dreamlands]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flops Fox</name></author>
	</entry>
</feed>