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			<title>Episodes</title>
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				&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 10:11, 25 June 2026&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l29&quot;&gt;Line 29:&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;== Shorts ==&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;== Shorts ==&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;

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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 10:11:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Flops Fox</dc:creator>
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			<title>Mobile Nav</title>
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				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l89&quot;&gt;Line 89:&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* [[The Digital Cocoon]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 10:10:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Flops Fox</dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 10:10:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Flops Fox</dc:creator>
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			<title>Nosonic Generator</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Flops]] builds a quantum radar in the garage while [[Dook]] paints with ferns. When he throws the switch it glows dramatically then cuts out — but it worked: aliens are in the backyard, and [[Bunnyrack O&amp;#039;Bunny|Bunnyrack]] is already welcoming them to [[Sala City]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — KITCHEN — DAY ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The kitchen is bathed in a gentle, slightly chaotic afternoon light. On the table: a mason jar of murky green water, several actual fern fronds splayed out like a botanical fan, and a canvas covered in surprisingly good — if unconventionally textured — fern paintings.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK sits at the table, tongue ever so slightly out in concentration, applying a fresh fern frond to the canvas with the practiced authority of someone who has decided this is simply how painting works now.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(to himself, satisfied)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s a fern.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He leans back. Admires it. Nods. It is, objectively, a fern.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A beat. Then, from beyond the door to the garage:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(O.S.)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; YES! YEEEEESSS! HA! AH HA HA HA —&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sets down his fern-brush with the careful deliberateness of someone who has heard this before and is in no particular rush. He opens the fridge, considers its contents briefly, and retrieves a Joos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He pops it open.&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;He walks toward the garage.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — GARAGE — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The garage. A monument to organised chaos. Shelves of unlabeled components. A whiteboard. Cables. The smell of something that used to be solder.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;In the centre of it all: a large, battered satellite dish, clearly salvaged, now adorned with strips of aluminium tape applied with tremendous confidence and zero clear purpose. Loose wires snake around its rim, taped on at intervals. A small oscilloscope blinks nearby with the air of a device that has been asked to measure things it does not understand.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;And, affixed to the very top of the dish with what appears to be an entire roll of tape:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A pine tree-shaped car air freshener.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS — fox, goggles pushed up on his forehead, fur slightly staticky — stands before the whole contraption with his arms spread wide, beaming like a parent at a school play.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Dook. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook.&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;ve done it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He gestures grandly at the satellite dish arrangement.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The Quadar is &amp;#039;&amp;#039;complete.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook steps in. He looks at the Quadar. He sips his Joos. He looks at the pine tree air freshener. He looks at Flops.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; What&amp;#039;s the tree for?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops stares at him.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The stare of a man who has just been asked to explain the sky.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;nosonic generator.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; ...The.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Nosonic. Generator. It makes smells, Dook. It&amp;#039;s like phonons, but for your &amp;#039;&amp;#039;nose.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Beat.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Phonons are for your ears.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Exactly! Same concept. Different hole.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sips his Joos. This seems like a reasonable response.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; How does the rest of it work?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops&amp;#039;s eyes light up. He spins toward the whiteboard and begins gesturing with full-arm enthusiasm. The whiteboard is covered in what, upon closer inspection, appears to be a game of tic-tac-toe. Several of them, in fact. The circles appear to have won most of them. In one game, the circles have won against the circles.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Right, so — you&amp;#039;ve got your quantum entanglement layer here —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He gestures at a horizontal line bisecting a tic-tac-toe grid.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; — and your signal propagation through the — you see the nonlinear variance —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He draws a circle in an already-losing grid, somehow making it worse.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; — and it all feeds back through the nosonic array, which generates the — the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;handshake,&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Dook, the universal handshake —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He spins back around, arms wide.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; There! You see it now?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sips his Joos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He looks at the whiteboard.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He looks at Flops.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Nope. Not at all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops deflates slightly.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I do think you&amp;#039;ve gotten better at three-in-a-row, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I haven&amp;#039;t —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You almost won that one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I &amp;#039;&amp;#039;did&amp;#039;&amp;#039; win that one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You were playing by yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops opens his mouth. Closes it. Moves on.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Anyway. Quadar. What&amp;#039;s it mean?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Quantum&amp;#039;&amp;#039; radar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He lets that land.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It is, Dook — and I want you to really hear this — &amp;#039;&amp;#039;the&amp;#039;&amp;#039; reason aliens haven&amp;#039;t contacted us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook looks at him.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;It is a very specific look. The look of someone calculating, quietly, how to have this conversation without being here for it.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Don&amp;#039;t give me that look, Dook —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;m not giving you —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You&amp;#039;re giving me the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;look&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;m just sipping my Joos —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; With &amp;#039;&amp;#039;that face!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sips his Joos. His face is, if anything, completely neutral. This is somehow worse.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Right. Fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He grabs a massive lever mounted to the side of the dish. It is labeled, in large hand-drawn letters:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;GO&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops grips it. He looks over his shoulder at Dook with the gravity of a man making history.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook raises his Joos in a small, encouraging toast.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops throws the switch.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;For a moment: nothing.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Then —&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A deep, resonant HUM fills the garage. The air shimmers slightly. A single leaf, blown in from the garden, suddenly reverses direction and frantically tries to exit the way it came in.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Outside, a bird mid-perch abruptly lies flat.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A dog three houses down sits down and stares at nothing.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A cat in the next street over has already moved under the bed.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== EXT. SALA CITY — THE STOAT&amp;#039;S KIOSK — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;THE STOAT sits behind the counter of the kiosk, deeply absorbed in a copy of&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Maple Syrup Digest. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;The headline: &amp;quot;LATE HARVEST DARK AMBERS: ARE THEY WORTH IT? (THEY ARE)&amp;quot;.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The Stoat pauses.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Looks up.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Sniffs the air once.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Something. Something in the air.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;...The Stoat looks back down at the magazine.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;THE STOAT&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(quietly, to a picture of a syrup tap)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It&amp;#039;s fine, eh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — GARAGE — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The Quadar is now emitting a vivid, pulsing green glow from somewhere within its aluminium-taped interior. There is no obvious reason for this. It simply is.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops stands before it, bathed in green light, cackling.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; HAHA — YES — IT&amp;#039;S &amp;#039;&amp;#039;WORKING&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook, who has retrieved a second Joos at some point without anyone noticing, watches with genuine mild amusement.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The hum intensifies. The glow deepens. The loose wires begin to vibrate sympathetically. The pine tree air freshener spins slowly at the top, dispensing what is presumably a nosonic signal into the cosmos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops cackles harder.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sips.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The glow peaks —&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;— and everything goes dark. The hum dies. The green light winks out. The spinning air freshener slows to a stop.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Silence.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops stands in the dark.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He raises a single hand and places it firmly over his face.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; ...I might have blown a fuse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He turns. Shuffles toward the fuse box. Opens it. All the switches are completely fine. He checks them again. Fine.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook, phone out, checks the lights in the kitchen. On.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Fuse is fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Then why did it —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Also there are aliens in the back yard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A beat.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops&amp;#039;s ears rotate independently.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; ...So it &amp;#039;&amp;#039;worked?&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; See for yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops turns slowly.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Through the garage&amp;#039;s back window: the garden. Specifically: several figures, clearly not from around here, standing somewhat uncertainly near the fence. They have the bearing of beings who have just arrived somewhere they weren&amp;#039;t expecting quite so soon.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Before either of them can process this further —&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;BUNNYRACK O&amp;#039;BUNNY is already there.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bunnyrack, arms out, stepping toward the newcomers with the energy of someone who has been waiting their whole life for this and has strong opinions about welcome baskets.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;BUNNYRACK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(through the window, muffled)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh &amp;#039;&amp;#039;wow,&amp;#039;&amp;#039; HELLO! Welcome! Welcome to Sala City! I&amp;#039;m Bunnyrack! Have you eaten? Do you need anything? The bakery is just on the —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The aliens look at each other.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;One of them makes a sound.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bunnyrack appears to take this as a yes.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops watches this. His mouth opens. Closes.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It worked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sips his Joos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Bunnyrack&amp;#039;s got it from here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;They watch Bunnyrack guide the intergalactic visitors toward the gate with the focused hospitality of a golden retriever who has just discovered a new friend.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(very quietly, to himself)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The nosonic generator...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Do you want a Joos?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(still staring into the garden)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; ...Yeah. Yeah, actually.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook heads back inside. Flops lingers a moment longer, watching Bunnyrack already halfway through explaining the local neighbourhood to beings who have crossed light-years to be here.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops looks at the Quadar.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The pine tree air freshener sways slightly in the residual breeze.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(to the Quadar, with quiet satisfaction)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Well done.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — KITCHEN — LATER ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The kitchen table. Dook has resumed painting with his ferns. Flops is back from the garage, holding a Joos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;After a long, contemplative silence:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; So in hindsight, the reason they hadn&amp;#039;t contacted us was probably the smell of the Wonderbaum. Apparently pine is the universal welcome scent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook paints a fern.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The tree-shaped air freshener was the bit that worked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The nosonic generator. Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Beat.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The quantum radar was &amp;#039;&amp;#039;also&amp;#039;&amp;#039; essential.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook selects a new fern.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I want that on record.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Sure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Beat.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Bunnyrack&amp;#039;s already enrolled them in something, hasn&amp;#039;t he.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The community garden rota and a pottery class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That was fast.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; He had a clipboard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops considers this.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; He always has a clipboard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook nods. Sips his Joos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Welcome to Sala City.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;END.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 10:09:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Flops Fox</dc:creator>
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			<title>Nosonic Generator</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Flops&quot; title=&quot;Flops&quot;&gt;Flops&lt;/a&gt; builds a quantum radar in the garage while &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Dook&quot; title=&quot;Dook&quot;&gt;Dook&lt;/a&gt; paints with ferns. When he throws the switch it glows dramatically then cuts out — but it worked: aliens are in the backyard, and &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Bunnyrack_O%27Bunny&quot; title=&quot;Bunnyrack O&amp;#039;Bunny&quot;&gt;Bunnyrack&lt;/a&gt; is already welcoming them to &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Sala_City&quot; title=&quot;Sala City&quot;&gt;Sala City&lt;/a&gt;.  == INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — KITCHEN — DAY ==  &amp;#039;&amp;#039;The kitchen is bathed in a gentle, slightly chaotic afternoon light. On the table: a mason jar of murky green water, several actual fern fronds splayed...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Flops]] builds a quantum radar in the garage while [[Dook]] paints with ferns. When he throws the switch it glows dramatically then cuts out — but it worked: aliens are in the backyard, and [[Bunnyrack O&amp;#039;Bunny|Bunnyrack]] is already welcoming them to [[Sala City]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — KITCHEN — DAY ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The kitchen is bathed in a gentle, slightly chaotic afternoon light. On the table: a mason jar of murky green water, several actual fern fronds splayed out like a botanical fan, and a canvas covered in surprisingly good — if unconventionally textured — fern paintings.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK sits at the table, tongue ever so slightly out in concentration, applying a fresh fern frond to the canvas with the practiced authority of someone who has decided this is simply how painting works now.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(to himself, satisfied)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s a fern.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He leans back. Admires it. Nods. It is, objectively, a fern.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A beat. Then, from beyond the door to the garage:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(O.S.)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; YES! YEEEEESSS! HA! AH HA HA HA —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sets down his fern-brush with the careful deliberateness of someone who has heard this before and is in no particular rush. He opens the fridge, considers its contents briefly, and retrieves a Joos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He pops it open.&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;He walks toward the garage.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — GARAGE — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The garage. A monument to organised chaos. Shelves of unlabeled components. A whiteboard. Cables. The smell of something that used to be solder.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;In the centre of it all: a large, battered satellite dish, clearly salvaged, now adorned with strips of aluminium tape applied with tremendous confidence and zero clear purpose. Loose wires snake around its rim, taped on at intervals. A small oscilloscope blinks nearby with the air of a device that has been asked to measure things it does not understand.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;And, affixed to the very top of the dish with what appears to be an entire roll of tape:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A pine tree-shaped car air freshener.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS — fox, goggles pushed up on his forehead, fur slightly staticky — stands before the whole contraption with his arms spread wide, beaming like a parent at a school play.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Dook. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook.&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;ve done it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He gestures grandly at the satellite dish arrangement.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The Quadar is &amp;#039;&amp;#039;complete.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook steps in. He looks at the Quadar. He sips his Joos. He looks at the pine tree air freshener. He looks at Flops.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; What&amp;#039;s the tree for?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops stares at him.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The stare of a man who has just been asked to explain the sky.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;nosonic generator.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; ...The.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Nosonic. Generator. It makes smells, Dook. It&amp;#039;s like phonons, but for your &amp;#039;&amp;#039;nose.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Beat.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Phonons are for your ears.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Exactly! Same concept. Different hole.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sips his Joos. This seems like a reasonable response.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; How does the rest of it work?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops&amp;#039;s eyes light up. He spins toward the whiteboard and begins gesturing with full-arm enthusiasm. The whiteboard is covered in what, upon closer inspection, appears to be a game of tic-tac-toe. Several of them, in fact. The circles appear to have won most of them. In one game, the circles have won against the circles.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Right, so — you&amp;#039;ve got your quantum entanglement layer here —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He gestures at a horizontal line bisecting a tic-tac-toe grid.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; — and your signal propagation through the — you see the nonlinear variance —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He draws a circle in an already-losing grid, somehow making it worse.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; — and it all feeds back through the nosonic array, which generates the — the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;handshake,&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Dook, the universal handshake —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He spins back around, arms wide.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; There! You see it now?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sips his Joos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He looks at the whiteboard.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He looks at Flops.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Nope. Not at all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops deflates slightly.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I do think you&amp;#039;ve gotten better at three-in-a-row, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I haven&amp;#039;t —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You almost won that one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I &amp;#039;&amp;#039;did&amp;#039;&amp;#039; win that one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You were playing by yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops opens his mouth. Closes it. Moves on.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Anyway. Quadar. What&amp;#039;s it mean?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Quantum&amp;#039;&amp;#039; radar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He lets that land.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It is, Dook — and I want you to really hear this — &amp;#039;&amp;#039;the&amp;#039;&amp;#039; reason aliens haven&amp;#039;t contacted us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook looks at him.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;It is a very specific look. The look of someone calculating, quietly, how to have this conversation without being here for it.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Don&amp;#039;t give me that look, Dook —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;m not giving you —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You&amp;#039;re giving me the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;look&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;m just sipping my Joos —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; With &amp;#039;&amp;#039;that face!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sips his Joos. His face is, if anything, completely neutral. This is somehow worse.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Right. Fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He grabs a massive lever mounted to the side of the dish. It is labeled, in large hand-drawn letters:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;GO&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops grips it. He looks over his shoulder at Dook with the gravity of a man making history.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook raises his Joos in a small, encouraging toast.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops throws the switch.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;For a moment: nothing.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Then —&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A deep, resonant HUM fills the garage. The air shimmers slightly. A single leaf, blown in from the garden, suddenly reverses direction and frantically tries to exit the way it came in.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Outside, a bird mid-perch abruptly lies flat.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A dog three houses down sits down and stares at nothing.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A cat in the next street over has already moved under the bed.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== EXT. SALA CITY — THE STOAT&amp;#039;S KIOSK — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;THE STOAT sits behind the counter of the kiosk, deeply absorbed in a copy of&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Maple Syrup Digest. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;The headline: &amp;quot;LATE HARVEST DARK AMBERS: ARE THEY WORTH IT? (THEY ARE)&amp;quot;.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The Stoat pauses.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Looks up.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Sniffs the air once.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Something. Something in the air.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;...The Stoat looks back down at the magazine.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;THE STOAT&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(quietly, to a picture of a syrup tap)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It&amp;#039;s fine, eh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — GARAGE — CONTINUOUS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The Quadar is now emitting a vivid, pulsing green glow from somewhere within its aluminium-taped interior. There is no obvious reason for this. It simply is.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops stands before it, bathed in green light, cackling.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; HAHA — YES — IT&amp;#039;S &amp;#039;&amp;#039;WORKING&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook, who has retrieved a second Joos at some point without anyone noticing, watches with genuine mild amusement.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The hum intensifies. The glow deepens. The loose wires begin to vibrate sympathetically. The pine tree air freshener spins slowly at the top, dispensing what is presumably a nosonic signal into the cosmos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops cackles harder.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sips.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The glow peaks —&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;— and everything goes dark. The hum dies. The green light winks out. The spinning air freshener slows to a stop.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Silence.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops stands in the dark.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He raises a single hand and places it firmly over his face.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; ...I might have blown a fuse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;He turns. Shuffles toward the fuse box. Opens it. All the switches are completely fine. He checks them again. Fine.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook, phone out, checks the lights in the kitchen. On.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Fuse is fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Then why did it —&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Also there are aliens in the back yard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A beat.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops&amp;#039;s ears rotate independently.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; ...So it &amp;#039;&amp;#039;worked?&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; See for yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops turns slowly.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Through the garage&amp;#039;s back window: the garden. Specifically: several figures, clearly not from around here, standing somewhat uncertainly near the fence. They have the bearing of beings who have just arrived somewhere they weren&amp;#039;t expecting quite so soon.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Before either of them can process this further —&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;BUNNYRACK O&amp;#039;BUNNY is already there.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bunnyrack, arms out, stepping toward the newcomers with the energy of someone who has been waiting their whole life for this and has strong opinions about welcome baskets.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;BUNNYRACK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(through the window, muffled)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh &amp;#039;&amp;#039;wow,&amp;#039;&amp;#039; HELLO! Welcome! Welcome to Sala City! I&amp;#039;m Bunnyrack! Have you eaten? Do you need anything? The bakery is just on the —&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The aliens look at each other.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;One of them makes a sound.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bunnyrack appears to take this as a yes.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops watches this. His mouth opens. Closes.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It worked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook sips his Joos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Bunnyrack&amp;#039;s got it from here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;They watch Bunnyrack guide the intergalactic visitors toward the gate with the focused hospitality of a golden retriever who has just discovered a new friend.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(very quietly, to himself)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The nosonic generator...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Do you want a Joos?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(still staring into the garden)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; ...Yeah. Yeah, actually.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook heads back inside. Flops lingers a moment longer, watching Bunnyrack already halfway through explaining the local neighbourhood to beings who have crossed light-years to be here.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops looks at the Quadar.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The pine tree air freshener sways slightly in the residual breeze.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS (CONT&amp;#039;D)&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;(to the Quadar, with quiet satisfaction)&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Well done.&lt;br /&gt;
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== INT. DOOK &amp;amp; FLOPS HOUSE — KITCHEN — LATER ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;The kitchen table. Dook has resumed painting with his ferns. Flops is back from the garage, holding a Joos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;After a long, contemplative silence:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; So in hindsight, the reason they hadn&amp;#039;t contacted us was probably the smell of the Wonderbaum. Apparently pine is the universal welcome scent.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook paints a fern.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The tree-shaped air freshener was the bit that worked.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The nosonic generator. Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Beat.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The quantum radar was &amp;#039;&amp;#039;also&amp;#039;&amp;#039; essential.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook selects a new fern.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I want that on record.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Sure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Beat.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Bunnyrack&amp;#039;s already enrolled them in something, hasn&amp;#039;t he.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The community garden rota and a pottery class.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That was fast.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; He had a clipboard.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Flops considers this.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;FLOPS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; He always has a clipboard.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Dook nods. Sips his Joos.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DOOK&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Welcome to Sala City.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;END.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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