Bunnyrack's Office
Bunnyrack's Office, officially known as the Mayor’s Office of Sala City, is where policy goes to be politely ignored. Located at the top of City Hall, the office serves more as a ceremonial command post than a center of actual governance. With Bunnyrack O'Bunny at the helm—blissfully unaware of how little real power he has—this office has become a strange blend of daydreams, municipal paperwork, and mild chaos mitigation.
Overview
- Type: Government Facility
- First Appearance: Not yet seen
- Location: Sala City, City Hall – Top Floor
- Staff Highlight: Bunnyrack O'Bunny
Atmosphere
- Walls adorned with framed ideas that were “considered” but never implemented.
- Aides bustling in the background, pretending to take notes on Bunnyrack’s latest suggestion.
- Smell of fresh carrots and copier toner.
- Clock always set five minutes behind local time to reduce pressure.
- Bright colors, motivational posters, and a soft beanbag chair in the corner “for brainstorming”.
Notable Features
- Mayor’s Desk: Covered in sticky notes, old proposals, and weekly puzzles.
- Aide Zone: Cluster of desks operated by staff who quietly run the actual city.
- Suggestion Funnel: A mailbox where Bunnyrack deposits ideas—emptied nightly into the shredder.
- Emergency Button: Disconnected years ago, but Bunnyrack still presses it occasionally just in case.
- Window View: Overlooks The City Square, though Bunnyrack claims it looks different every day.
Services Offered (Symbolically)
- Public Addresses – Mostly ceremonial, often improvised and broadcast on Sala City News.
- Policy Brainstorms – Ideas like “Free Juice Mondays” and “Blanket Fort Fridays” are proposed regularly.
- Citizen Meetings – Held biannually, or whenever Bunnyrack remembers to schedule them.
- Municipal Signatures – Signed with great flair, frequently on outdated forms.
Trivia
- The office has a “Mayoral Wand,” a glittery stick Bunnyrack waves when giving proclamations.
- No one knows where Bunnyrack’s actual computer is—he claims it “logs in spiritually”.
- Aide #3 once kept a fish tank on the radiator; it now houses only an ornamental plant named Deputy Splash.
- Flops once called the office “a soft play center for bureaucracy”.
- Dook has tried to communicate with Bunnyrack in dream-speak—with mixed results.
“Let’s paint the roads with kindness—and also possibly actual paint.” — Bunnyrack O'Bunny