Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shopkeeper

Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shopkeeper
First appearance	The Present Tense
Species	Unknown (possibly Dreamlander)
Occupation	Shopkeeper

The Dreamlands Mystery Gift Shopkeeper runs the surreal store where Dook purchases the reality-warping gift for Flops in The Present Tense. Their shop is infamous for the clearance section labeled “Probably Fine.” The Shopkeeper’s demeanor is polite yet cryptically evasive, always speaking in double meanings and offering discounts that feel like omens. Some say they know exactly what consequences their merchandise will cause; others believe they simply enjoy watching curiosity unfold.