Boingo
| Boingo | |
|---|---|
| First appearance | Data Bark Center |
| Species | Dog |
| Occupation | Data Center Technician |
Boingo is a cheerful, technically gifted dog who operates the Data Bark Center beneath Sala City. Equal parts engineer and mascot, he approaches every problem with tail-wagging optimism and an encyclopedic knowledge of server racks. Boingo’s calm demeanor contrasts sharply with Flops’ chaotic curiosity, turning every outage into a teachable moment (and sometimes, an electrical hazard). When not monitoring power redundancy or teaching Dook the difference between routers and espresso machines, Boingo can be found napping on a coiled CAT6 cable, dreaming in binary.
Personality
Boingo embodies a mix of loyalty and logic. He’s endlessly patient, never barks in anger, and believes every technical issue has an emotional cause. He also maintains the city’s only IT helpdesk where tickets are accepted in treat form.
Trivia
- Boingo’s Data Bark Center runs on a hybrid power system fueled by caffeine and curiosity.
- His personal motto: “If it’s glowing red, it’s either on fire or updating.”